I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9268. | Pop (floppying) | 87.35 | 97% | 2021-07-20 |
| 9269. | moh (beekalam) | 87.34 | 99% | 2023-03-25 |
| 9270. | kortdanyel (kortdanyel) | 87.33 | 95% | 2025-02-22 |
| 9271. | Prabh (prabh1601) | 87.33 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 9272. | Nick (symbuh) | 87.33 | 98% | 2021-06-13 |
| 9273. | Earl (quickslowproplayer) | 87.32 | 97% | 2024-04-25 |
| 9274. | Dexter (dexterkun) | 87.32 | 94.4% | 2024-09-01 |
| 9275. | Mamaatje (mamaatje) | 87.32 | 97% | 2022-01-01 |
| 9276. | will (zootzootie) | 87.32 | 96% | 2021-03-11 |
| 9277. | ιΏδΉ (yaboiwierdal) | 87.32 | 95% | 2021-01-15 |
| 9278. | sdr4wkc48 (sdr4wkc48) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-06-08 |
| 9279. | Albert (albastardoto) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-04-09 |
| 9280. | fat fat fatty (fatfinga) | 87.31 | 97% | 2022-07-10 |
| 9281. | SWAGCITY (jswagcity) | 87.30 | 97% | 2024-11-16 |
| 9282. | nmx (nemaxhd) | 87.30 | 97% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9283. | Banzay (coldhands69) | 87.30 | 98% | 2017-11-30 |
| 9284. | Dirty Dan (biscuitmisclick) | 87.29 | 95.5% | 2024-10-28 |
| 9285. | π (wildreamz) | 87.29 | 99% | 2021-04-07 |
| 9286. | salvation (mo7a_1913) | 87.29 | 95.7% | 2023-12-02 |
| 9287. | mrgiorgoulis (mrgiorgoulis) | 87.29 | 97% | 2023-03-15 |
| 9288. | Dawg (goon_goonster) | 87.29 | 97% | 2023-04-03 |
| 9289. | Avery (ba0z1) | 87.29 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 9290. | ok (herbaltea) | 87.29 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 9291. | Dinkle (floydisco) | 87.29 | 98% | 2017-10-09 |
| 9292. | Ziondiac (ziondiac1) | 87.28 | 96.6% | 2023-12-12 |
| 9293. | Irellia (irellia969) | 87.28 | 98% | 2022-09-25 |
| 9294. | sathwik_0777 (sathwik_7770) | 87.28 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 9295. | Abhimanyu (a_bhimany_u) | 87.28 | 96.7% | 2024-05-14 |
| 9296. | Moyosore (mokarios) | 87.28 | 98% | 2022-10-02 |
| 9297. | West (westqt) | 87.28 | 94% | 2017-02-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |