So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13491. | Ganesh (prasadgan) | 78.97 | — | 2009-01-29 |
| 13492. | NAFSHT (nafsht) | 78.97 | 99% | 2013-06-18 |
| 13493. | nomin (nomiin) | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-12-03 |
| 13494. | Cres (crespear) | 78.96 | 98% | 2022-02-15 |
| 13495. | 𝙣_𝙞_𝙩_𝙧_𝙤 (r... | 78.96 | 97% | 2022-02-08 |
| 13496. | btkhoi.BGLM (btkhoi) | 78.96 | — | 2009-11-30 |
| 13497. | Cosito (cositogb) | 78.95 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 13498. | Amr (amrstien) | 78.95 | 97% | 2023-05-02 |
| 13499. | G (jaden) | 78.95 | — | 2008-10-06 |
| 13500. | Rafael (rafo430) | 78.95 | 100% | 2016-02-21 |
| 13501. | Storm (aerofivek) | 78.94 | 96% | 2023-04-17 |
| 13502. | Hogenix (hogenix) | 78.94 | 95% | 2021-06-30 |
| 13503. | tstats[jaadunath] (jaadunath) | 78.94 | 98% | 2022-06-22 |
| 13504. | Pop (floppying) | 78.94 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 13505. | Helena (hfaustine) | 78.94 | 97% | 2015-10-01 |
| 13506. | James (beatnik307) | 78.94 | 96% | 2015-09-17 |
| 13507. | biscuit (biscuit112) | 78.93 | 96% | 2022-01-13 |
| 13508. | Abdullah (abdullahuppal) | 78.93 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 13509. | Ariel (aricori21) | 78.93 | 96% | 2020-01-09 |
| 13510. | acrazyplayer (acrazyplayer) | 78.93 | 93% | 2012-08-21 |
| 13511. | Gor (goroid) | 78.93 | 98% | 2014-03-06 |
| 13512. | Simon (soppatorsk) | 78.92 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 13513. | Chase (chase626) | 78.92 | 99% | 2022-04-18 |
| 13514. | Naixi (zephyrblade428) | 78.92 | 96% | 2020-03-06 |
| 13515. | phauxy (phauxy) | 78.92 | 96% | 2023-02-09 |
| 13516. | muchinchai (muchinchai) | 78.92 | 99% | 2021-06-19 |
| 13517. | Norbert (norbearr) | 78.91 | 98% | 2021-04-24 |
| 13518. | Dea (pitkts) | 78.91 | 97% | 2021-05-12 |
| 13519. | Killyan (killyan) | 78.91 | 97% | 2014-03-24 |
| 13520. | py (pytech) | 78.91 | 98% | 2022-11-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |