The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17707. | Aang (dorjeaang) | 75.53 | 98% | 2021-06-29 |
| 17708. | Zeeshan (zeeshanq) | 75.53 | 95% | 2012-05-18 |
| 17709. | Shawn (set276) | 75.52 | 92% | 2012-12-19 |
| 17710. | Orton (ortxn) | 75.52 | 96% | 2023-05-08 |
| 17711. | Hans (retrovibes_11) | 75.52 | 96% | 2020-09-10 |
| 17712. | Basketbla (basketbla) | 75.52 | 97% | 2021-11-16 |
| 17713. | Stas (stakowa25) | 75.52 | 95.7% | 2021-01-30 |
| 17714. | Badz (badzerrorii) | 75.52 | 91% | 2012-03-31 |
| 17715. | Johan (johlun) | 75.52 | 96% | 2022-09-04 |
| 17716. | Kevin (kevant_7) | 75.52 | 92% | 2016-12-06 |
| 17717. | Paul (handel1) | 75.52 | 96% | 2013-05-18 |
| 17718. | asmo (asmodaiii) | 75.52 | — | 2009-10-13 |
| 17719. | Destroyer (unstoppable1) | 75.51 | 96% | 2023-08-10 |
| 17720. | Robyne Tops (robyne_tops) | 75.51 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 17721. | Rose (thehashparticle) | 75.51 | 97% | 2021-05-13 |
| 17722. | Verne (vverne) | 75.51 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 17723. | Eli (elijxh_) | 75.50 | 95% | 2022-01-24 |
| 17724. | Alcal (alcal) | 75.50 | 99% | 2014-04-26 |
| 17725. | samurai (samurai0) | 75.50 | 95% | 2012-08-24 |
| 17726. | SHelley (birdlady) | 75.50 | — | 2010-01-19 |
| 17727. | Tiago (tvilhena) | 75.50 | 97% | 2015-03-25 |
| 17728. | Stas (tracersm) | 75.50 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 17729. | C (capivo) | 75.49 | 95% | 2018-01-14 |
| 17730. | Zy (notzy) | 75.49 | 95% | 2023-01-22 |
| 17731. | CornPacs (cornpacs) | 75.49 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 17732. | fsck (fsck) | 75.49 | 97% | 2017-07-15 |
| 17733. | Mike (miym) | 75.49 | 98% | 2021-11-22 |
| 17734. | OnOffSwitch (onoffswitch) | 75.49 | 98% | 2020-12-31 |
| 17735. | piw (rafi12345) | 75.49 | 96% | 2014-08-20 |
| 17736. | Danielle (dvand707) | 75.49 | — | 2010-06-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |