The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20918. | DRose's ACL (megaman_exe) | 81.21 | 94% | 2012-11-15 |
| 20919. | Emilie (wemilie) | 81.21 | 97% | 2011-11-16 |
| 20920. | Hrijul (avius) | 81.21 | 97% | 2019-10-13 |
| 20921. | anne (nombrededios) | 81.21 | — | 2009-02-22 |
| 20922. | Swifty2997 (swifty2997) | 81.20 | 99% | 2022-12-06 |
| 20923. | Mahmoud (mahmoud_x) | 81.20 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 20924. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 81.20 | 96% | 2021-07-17 |
| 20925. | Miya (miyuni) | 81.20 | 98% | 2015-03-28 |
| 20926. | Reuben (phyterjet) | 81.20 | 96% | 2015-06-25 |
| 20927. | b (byron911) | 81.19 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 20928. | Alex (delvern) | 81.19 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 20929. | Kikay (mutya92) | 81.19 | 96% | 2021-03-04 |
| 20930. | Eric (isoh) | 81.19 | 91% | 2013-03-17 |
| 20931. | Burn0uts (burnouts) | 81.19 | 98% | 2021-03-09 |
| 20932. | Bel (stormy) | 81.19 | — | 2008-12-07 |
| 20933. | Tran (dicachen81) | 81.19 | 98% | 2011-07-10 |
| 20934. | Naomi (naomikho) | 81.18 | 98% | 2019-02-13 |
| 20935. | EZ (extremepepper) | 81.18 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 20936. | Hey (veeceebee) | 81.18 | 97% | 2020-02-21 |
| 20937. | Wael (waelsy123) | 81.18 | 97% | 2014-08-24 |
| 20938. | Armando (atmmachine) | 81.18 | — | 2008-12-23 |
| 20939. | t(-_-t ) (pipicomel) | 81.18 | 98% | 2020-12-07 |
| 20940. | SHRIKANT (shrieks) | 81.18 | 96% | 2014-07-29 |
| 20941. | Tarun (tarun111) | 81.18 | 95% | 2014-04-30 |
| 20942. | Seohyun (seororo) | 81.18 | 97% | 2012-09-19 |
| 20943. | GAGA (gaga) | 81.18 | — | 2008-10-21 |
| 20944. | SHelley (birdlady) | 81.18 | — | 2010-01-29 |
| 20945. | lolness1121 (andrewyu1121) | 81.17 | 95.7% | 2023-07-08 |
| 20946. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 81.17 | 97% | 2020-03-11 |
| 20947. | Meet (meet27) | 81.17 | 97% | 2022-01-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |