And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23133. | Al (biermusssein) | 74.05 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 23134. | Michal (buzna) | 74.05 | 99% | 2016-12-02 |
| 23135. | buteo (pgesch) | 74.05 | 97% | 2012-11-19 |
| 23136. | Hell (jesus_coconut) | 74.05 | 97% | 2021-06-06 |
| 23137. | na (omar777) | 74.04 | 98% | 2015-09-06 |
| 23138. | Nathanael (audacioussuman) | 74.04 | 99% | 2021-01-20 |
| 23139. | Scott (eightywon) | 74.04 | 96% | 2022-10-31 |
| 23140. | Jerrin (dvorak_is_superior) | 74.04 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 23141. | Emily (snowy) | 74.04 | 94% | 2012-01-28 |
| 23142. | Ashley (shwee) | 74.04 | 96% | 2017-10-12 |
| 23143. | Hung (tekkan) | 74.04 | 96% | 2022-01-22 |
| 23144. | smoky_ (sahuvipul) | 74.03 | 98% | 2021-11-30 |
| 23145. | DameTime (dametime) | 74.03 | 96% | 2023-08-27 |
| 23146. | WhiskeyH (whiskeyh) | 74.03 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 23147. | SAbeen (sabeen89) | 74.03 | 94% | 2014-09-06 |
| 23148. | Einstein (einstein) | 74.03 | — | 2010-02-25 |
| 23149. | Alexander (alexandero) | 74.02 | 92% | 2012-06-04 |
| 23150. | Casi (casibella) | 74.02 | 95% | 2014-12-19 |
| 23151. | vijay (950vijay) | 74.02 | 97% | 2021-12-21 |
| 23152. | tung (sontung94) | 74.02 | 96% | 2022-02-21 |
| 23153. | bader (bipolargraph) | 74.02 | — | 2010-06-21 |
| 23154. | jujugoboom (jujugoboom) | 74.02 | 95.9% | 2023-10-23 |
| 23155. | Roman (udachin) | 74.02 | 96.4% | 2021-02-08 |
| 23156. | tajmahal (rithz) | 74.01 | 98% | 2016-11-03 |
| 23157. | joanna (soltera) | 74.01 | 97.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 23158. | Pere_Gil (pere_gil) | 74.01 | 96% | 2023-09-13 |
| 23159. | boyoftoy (boyoftoy) | 74.01 | 97% | 2011-12-23 |
| 23160. | Speed (catchup) | 74.01 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 23161. | Januar (januar) | 74.01 | 94% | 2015-05-19 |
| 23162. | Juan (oduk) | 74.01 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |