I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14439. | Ambi (dank_ambi) | 76.04 | 95% | 2021-11-09 |
| 14440. | tstats[_skrt_skrt_] (_skrt_... | 76.04 | 97% | 2022-12-06 |
| 14441. | Matthew (mattaohem) | 76.04 | 93% | 2015-12-28 |
| 14442. | woogux (wgx9891) | 76.04 | 98% | 2021-03-28 |
| 14443. | Parzha (parzha) | 76.03 | 95% | 2020-06-10 |
| 14444. | chette (erichette) | 76.03 | 97% | 2020-10-30 |
| 14445. | Patrick (turrix8) | 76.03 | 96% | 2021-09-21 |
| 14446. | Nehal (nehaldamania) | 76.03 | 97% | 2016-06-04 |
| 14447. | Charlie (clzttt) | 76.02 | 98% | 2023-10-15 |
| 14448. | Gemeine (nemememky) | 76.02 | 96% | 2022-04-30 |
| 14449. | Will (bouncy) | 76.02 | 91% | 2016-08-10 |
| 14450. | Marco (andrefan69) | 76.02 | 95% | 2021-09-19 |
| 14451. | Tsuguto (tkogamer) | 76.02 | 98% | 2021-04-18 |
| 14452. | Farameer (farameer1) | 76.02 | 95.1% | 2021-02-26 |
| 14453. | (proxy707) | 76.02 | 96% | 2022-03-01 |
| 14454. | Dust (l4sts0ul) | 76.02 | 93% | 2017-04-09 |
| 14455. | Brookie (brookie06) | 76.01 | 96% | 2025-02-17 |
| 14456. | Jasnam (jazzygoesomnom) | 76.01 | 98% | 2023-11-07 |
| 14457. | Avinash (avinashmx7) | 76.01 | 96.9% | 2024-09-07 |
| 14458. | Brainy (brainyknight) | 76.01 | 98% | 2023-09-14 |
| 14459. | Shrish (shrish007) | 76.01 | 98% | 2019-12-16 |
| 14460. | bipin (bipinkumarmp) | 76.01 | 96% | 2016-03-28 |
| 14461. | Arnold (emmett95) | 76.01 | 96% | 2015-12-21 |
| 14462. | JronnT (jronnt_yyy) | 76.00 | 95% | 2022-03-07 |
| 14463. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 76.00 | 95% | 2015-06-12 |
| 14464. | No (noman75) | 75.99 | 97% | 2020-12-29 |
| 14465. | Shawn (buyaccount) | 75.99 | 97% | 2019-08-05 |
| 14466. | Siri (eternalreign) | 75.99 | 94% | 2022-05-29 |
| 14467. | Chapri 👛👛 (sunilswain) | 75.99 | 97% | 2022-12-19 |
| 14468. | Pol (crutchlow13) | 75.99 | 96% | 2017-08-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |