The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25999. | Rajeeb (rajeeb23k) | 62.16 | — | 2010-01-01 |
| 26000. | Marcus (soul224) | 62.15 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 26001. | very (very_how) | 62.15 | 97% | 2018-01-10 |
| 26002. | KA (keshavgrwl96) | 62.15 | 98% | 2020-06-08 |
| 26003. | Allison (demallien) | 62.15 | 96% | 2013-12-31 |
| 26004. | nanang (bedeute) | 62.15 | 89% | 2017-03-29 |
| 26005. | KampiiTV (noahmarvin) | 62.14 | 92% | 2014-05-25 |
| 26006. | Nicole (babyotter) | 62.14 | 92% | 2013-08-18 |
| 26007. | Jacque (jrobyabich) | 62.14 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 26008. | A (stoician) | 62.14 | 97% | 2019-10-20 |
| 26009. | MOHAMMAD (rnansari) | 62.14 | 97% | 2023-02-27 |
| 26010. | Trent (tsteele07) | 62.14 | 97% | 2021-11-20 |
| 26011. | tito (titoreo) | 62.14 | 94% | 2021-06-07 |
| 26012. | Joshua (joshuac_47) | 62.14 | 96% | 2021-03-03 |
| 26013. | リンコ (rinkol) | 62.14 | 93% | 2015-06-23 |
| 26014. | nilesh (nek_0705) | 62.14 | — | 2009-04-05 |
| 26015. | Ilham (ilham_turtles) | 62.13 | 96% | 2018-11-16 |
| 26016. | Hudson (hudson_the_cat) | 62.13 | 95% | 2022-07-13 |
| 26017. | Layk (layk_lewis1) | 62.13 | 91% | 2017-05-15 |
| 26018. | Waseem (wheight2) | 62.13 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 26019. | L (nysi_genz) | 62.13 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 26020. | kao (biohand2001) | 62.13 | 92% | 2014-03-10 |
| 26021. | superGokuN (supergokun) | 62.13 | 94% | 2013-05-15 |
| 26022. | Kerwin (kerwinnang) | 62.12 | 92% | 2013-06-17 |
| 26023. | D (dylanite13) | 62.12 | 97% | 2021-06-17 |
| 26024. | Yi-Chen (yichenlo) | 62.12 | 95% | 2022-02-10 |
| 26025. | Balton (balton) | 62.12 | 94% | 2020-10-20 |
| 26026. | Tom (tcrman) | 62.12 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 26027. | aldrin (drin) | 62.12 | 96% | 2016-01-12 |
| 26028. | DEADn (deadn1) | 62.11 | 91% | 2015-02-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |