I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1926. | Cornelius (salibzz) | 91.08 | 97% | 2025-10-03 |
| 1927. | skb11 (skb11) | 91.07 | 96.3% | 2024-05-31 |
| 1928. | Nomaan (nfshaikh) | 91.07 | 98% | 2023-05-03 |
| 1929. | Mooo (sam0132nodier) | 91.06 | 96.8% | 2024-03-21 |
| 1930. | Luca (lucmahon) | 91.03 | 95% | 2026-01-30 |
| 1931. | Fervent (fervent) | 91.02 | 95% | 2024-08-01 |
| 1932. | SideSky (sidesky) | 91.02 | 95.5% | 2025-03-14 |
| 1933. | heclord (heclord) | 91.02 | 97.7% | 2023-10-08 |
| 1934. | Eddie (eddie_08) | 91.01 | 96% | 2023-08-22 |
| 1935. | Do-Hyun (dkim00) | 91.00 | 98.6% | 2024-09-02 |
| 1936. | Marcy (izliando) | 90.99 | 98.6% | 2023-09-04 |
| 1937. | Sonic (superdupersonic) | 90.99 | 97.8% | 2023-06-09 |
| 1938. | Chubby (chubbyz04) | 90.97 | 98% | 2025-09-09 |
| 1939. | Vincent (jvgcalites) | 90.96 | 97.6% | 2024-05-17 |
| 1940. | KNOWXX (knowxx) | 90.95 | 97% | 2024-07-25 |
| 1941. | eoss (eoss111) | 90.91 | 97% | 2025-03-02 |
| 1942. | Parin (binbinuser) | 90.89 | 95% | 2024-12-07 |
| 1943. | Isabell (meechingurl) | 90.89 | 97.9% | 2024-11-13 |
| 1944. | Ervin (n0fail28) | 90.88 | 98% | 2025-09-04 |
| 1945. | Name1994 (username_12342) | 90.88 | 97% | 2025-03-12 |
| 1946. | SupaFast (nicholasflamel) | 90.86 | 97.7% | 2023-07-28 |
| 1947. | Could be you (cycosniper) | 90.85 | 96.4% | 2023-05-16 |
| 1948. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 90.84 | 96.7% | 2024-04-14 |
| 1949. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 90.84 | 98% | 2023-04-24 |
| 1950. | Ray (rj444) | 90.83 | 97% | 2024-07-16 |
| 1951. | flashytyper007 (flashytyper... | 90.81 | 97% | 2024-12-09 |
| 1952. | moonrunes (chatmandeux) | 90.79 | 97.7% | 2023-09-11 |
| 1953. | D (midnightnimbus) | 90.79 | 97% | 2025-01-08 |
| 1954. | Robin (wqxhouse) | 90.77 | 96.2% | 2024-03-09 |
| 1955. | James (chub_gub) | 90.76 | 95.8% | 2023-07-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |