So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21478. | Devan (devan) | 66.17 | — | 2009-02-13 |
| 21479. | Ivy (ivymintarja) | 66.16 | 97% | 2023-01-24 |
| 21480. | Nate (npmaile) | 66.16 | 92% | 2017-04-15 |
| 21481. | Ahmad (hahahmad594) | 66.16 | 98% | 2022-12-04 |
| 21482. | Etherion (etherionsm) | 66.16 | 95.8% | 2023-09-26 |
| 21483. | Josua (siocnarff) | 66.16 | 97% | 2020-09-06 |
| 21484. | Afford66 (afford66) | 66.16 | 95% | 2016-07-17 |
| 21485. | សុធា (sothearpse) | 66.16 | 93% | 2012-12-03 |
| 21486. | Maged (magmag) | 66.16 | 94% | 2011-05-06 |
| 21487. | Hristijan (hristijanp) | 66.15 | 91% | 2013-03-29 |
| 21488. | Yellow (yellowasianguy) | 66.15 | 95% | 2021-04-08 |
| 21489. | Wolfegang (wolfegang) | 66.15 | 98% | 2020-12-10 |
| 21490. | Ian (malical) | 66.15 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 21491. | autumn12345 (autumn12345) | 66.15 | 94% | 2012-07-21 |
| 21492. | Yazan_SA (yazan_sa) | 66.14 | 95% | 2022-12-22 |
| 21493. | Ed (ed841) | 66.14 | 94% | 2022-06-18 |
| 21494. | madina (madina_000000) | 66.13 | 95% | 2023-03-13 |
| 21495. | Tom (tom09876) | 66.13 | 99% | 2022-10-05 |
| 21496. | Ella (tigger1854) | 66.13 | 96% | 2019-11-24 |
| 21497. | jason (kimjongdos) | 66.13 | 94.9% | 2021-03-02 |
| 21498. | potent (blind_sphere) | 66.13 | 97% | 2021-02-03 |
| 21499. | Sephiroth (jukethehitman) | 66.13 | 98% | 2021-06-30 |
| 21500. | Jimmy (jimmyceballos) | 66.13 | 95% | 2019-05-21 |
| 21501. | MaChO_GuY (xhotx) | 66.13 | 93% | 2012-05-22 |
| 21502. | Matt (silverfang) | 66.13 | — | 2010-09-05 |
| 21503. | ping ✿ (pingamaqui) | 66.13 | 94% | 2015-05-07 |
| 21504. | binarymind (binarymind) | 66.13 | 98% | 2016-08-25 |
| 21505. | felix (sotya) | 66.12 | 96% | 2018-12-26 |
| 21506. | Jay (bluemagefalconia) | 66.12 | 99% | 2023-04-30 |
| 21507. | Edo (edodero) | 66.12 | 95% | 2021-06-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |