The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11049. | Hexman (hexman) | 87.21 | 97% | 2023-12-30 |
| 11050. | pv (pvv_) | 87.21 | 97.2% | 2024-01-27 |
| 11051. | Kriime (kriime) | 87.21 | 96% | 2025-11-11 |
| 11052. | Yannis (dudemaster) | 87.21 | 97% | 2020-05-22 |
| 11053. | Caleb (caleb_king) | 87.21 | 94% | 2011-11-07 |
| 11054. | cake (xsysi) | 87.21 | 97% | 2026-04-18 |
| 11055. | can'tknowmyname @azaliya(pu... | 87.20 | 95% | 2026-02-16 |
| 11056. | Nikolas (nomadz) | 87.20 | 95% | 2017-03-20 |
| 11057. | llama (flulululu) | 87.20 | 98.3% | 2024-06-25 |
| 11058. | Clarissa (clarissamaranne) | 87.20 | 99% | 2015-06-28 |
| 11059. | Kevin (kjax) | 87.20 | 97% | 2020-06-28 |
| 11060. | nguyen (nkhung) | 87.20 | 99% | 2011-10-28 |
| 11061. | Jaren (jarenn) | 87.20 | 97% | 2011-06-07 |
| 11062. | Angus (benjals9) | 87.19 | 97% | 2025-12-18 |
| 11063. | Owen (opio2000) | 87.19 | 96.9% | 2024-04-12 |
| 11064. | Fiona (lilmeg37) | 87.19 | 97% | 2012-04-25 |
| 11065. | Orca (bbbltpp) | 87.18 | 97% | 2024-06-26 |
| 11066. | Silver (silverei) | 87.18 | 98% | 2022-08-27 |
| 11067. | Nacho! (ernestl_lalo) | 87.18 | 98% | 2025-04-20 |
| 11068. | Binarus (binarus) | 87.18 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| 11069. | Mateo (winggomateo) | 87.18 | 97% | 2018-12-07 |
| 11070. | itzNini (exothermic_) | 87.17 | 96% | 2023-12-31 |
| 11071. | Alex (itsldog) | 87.17 | 95% | 2017-03-28 |
| 11072. | Fisty (fisty) | 87.17 | 93% | 2012-02-24 |
| 11073. | sigalig (sigalig42069) | 87.16 | 97.8% | 2024-02-05 |
| 11074. | Chan (pizzx) | 87.16 | 97.6% | 2024-11-26 |
| 11075. | (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯)... | 87.16 | 96% | 2025-10-29 |
| 11076. | fzerty (shreyasminocha) | 87.16 | 97% | 2021-09-19 |
| 11077. | Catherine (catherinesheng) | 87.16 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 11078. | jared (sadtom) | 87.16 | 97% | 2026-01-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |