Before I was famous I had a whole bunch of jobs where all I needed was boots. People would look right past me, or if they did look at me, it was with a mean look. But when I got famous, people would look at me and smile and wonder where they knew me from. If they flat-out recognized me, they'd laugh and dance like they'd won a prize, and I'd just stand there and smile and feel warmth from their love. So the fame made the world, which is a real cold place, a little less cold.
—from Based on a True Story: Not a Memoir, a book by Norm Macdonald
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7215. | Philip (pengzz) | 90.43 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7216. | boris (borisu) | 90.42 | 98% | 2022-03-08 |
| 7217. | Darth (darthverde) | 90.42 | 97% | 2023-01-10 |
| 7218. | Hyx (christianmoises) | 90.41 | 96% | 2022-03-10 |
| 7219. | Grandsoi (grandsoil) | 90.40 | 97.5% | 2023-12-16 |
| 7220. | asepBoljug (mnien) | 90.40 | 96.1% | 2024-08-30 |
| 7221. | Dayna (daynarrr) | 90.40 | 96% | 2022-03-13 |
| 7222. | YOURMUM (___yourdad___) | 90.39 | 99% | 2022-11-08 |
| 7223. | sa1496 (sd1496) | 90.39 | 97% | 2023-11-24 |
| 7224. | InverseTea (inversetea) | 90.38 | 97% | 2025-05-25 |
| 7225. | tstats[zentium] (zentium) | 90.38 | 97% | 2023-12-20 |
| 7226. | mn (real_mn) | 90.38 | 98% | 2024-03-17 |
| 7227. | Jeremy (jagstar) | 90.38 | 95.9% | 2023-06-26 |
| 7228. | Kameloc (twoddle2) | 90.38 | 99.4% | 2024-10-02 |
| 7229. | cee (cxelle) | 90.38 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
| 7230. | Shane (shanebrox) | 90.38 | 96% | 2021-04-16 |
| 7231. | Adam (ayitsme) | 90.37 | 96.5% | 2025-05-05 |
| 7232. | Moufh (moufh) | 90.37 | 97.9% | 2024-02-18 |
| 7233. | Kyle (kylrth) | 90.37 | 96% | 2022-10-09 |
| 7234. | xxuwutuontosimpxx (billydoa... | 90.37 | 98% | 2022-11-06 |
| 7235. | Youniss (youniss) | 90.37 | 97.6% | 2023-11-06 |
| 7236. | Ted (lucky_strike) | 90.37 | 97% | 2022-08-17 |
| 7237. | Kyler (kykatro) | 90.37 | 98% | 2023-03-03 |
| 7238. | Tiny Tank (anti_vax_cat) | 90.36 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 7239. | nimitz (nimitzpro) | 90.36 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 7240. | TheDecentPretender (wamsly) | 90.36 | 98% | 2021-04-20 |
| 7241. | Smith (smitty360) | 90.36 | 96% | 2021-10-18 |
| 7242. | Y (qwertyracer) | 90.35 | 99% | 2023-04-24 |
| 7243. | Cawfee (cawfee4) | 90.35 | 96% | 2022-03-29 |
| 7244. | Marina (marniass) | 90.35 | 98% | 2020-09-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 26,014 | 92.05 | February 25, 2020 |
| Instant Death Mode | 21 | 105.91 | February 26, 2021 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 1 | 73.63 | July 29, 2023 |