Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4526. | kyletsetse (kyletsetse) | 93.38 | 86% | 2017-01-26 |
| 4527. | → (tu7oojae1i) | 93.37 | 98% | 2026-04-26 |
| 4528. | Drake (ruthenic) | 93.37 | 96% | 2023-10-09 |
| 4529. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 93.37 | 97.6% | 2023-06-13 |
| 4530. | aspirar (aspirar) | 93.37 | 98% | 2021-12-01 |
| 4531. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 93.37 | 97% | 2017-12-29 |
| 4532. | Spoodah (spoodah) | 93.35 | 97% | 2017-06-15 |
| 4533. | isaiah (smurfboi7) | 93.35 | 97% | 2024-07-07 |
| 4534. | juswawawa (juswawawawawa) | 93.35 | 98% | 2022-11-11 |
| 4535. | Adrian (xqzmee20) | 93.33 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 4536. | Sam (_sg8) | 93.32 | 98% | 2019-10-03 |
| 4537. | vroom (junap) | 93.32 | 96% | 2022-12-08 |
| 4538. | Alex (nobrakes58) | 93.31 | 98% | 2021-09-01 |
| 4539. | God (jpaul100) | 93.31 | 98% | 2025-09-26 |
| 4540. | Adrien (adocoolninja) | 93.31 | 97% | 2022-04-25 |
| 4541. | William (we1hong) | 93.31 | 98% | 2018-08-27 |
| 4542. | Bill (billevans) | 93.30 | 98% | 2022-04-19 |
| 4543. | Samuel (samjh8xie) | 93.30 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 4544. | Johannes123ABC (johannes123... | 93.30 | 98% | 2026-02-19 |
| 4545. | casual (xfusixn) | 93.30 | 96% | 2020-08-23 |
| 4546. | Kuczora (drael1024) | 93.30 | 97% | 2021-11-13 |
| 4547. | Sylptic (sylptic) | 93.29 | 97.2% | 2021-02-26 |
| 4548. | Jzow (jzow) | 93.29 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 4549. | Cyla (cylaerfiest) | 93.29 | 98% | 2022-04-22 |
| 4550. | hari (harisudewa) | 93.29 | 98% | 2023-03-26 |
| 4551. | GroompCamp (groompcamp) | 93.29 | 96.9% | 2021-02-16 |
| 4552. | Snarky (snarkyp) | 93.29 | 98% | 2019-01-31 |
| 4553. | Pepega (fips) | 93.28 | 98% | 2018-07-29 |
| 4554. | Toilet (moteltoilet555) | 93.26 | 99% | 2025-05-08 |
| 4555. | yes! i'm that slow! (cereal... | 93.26 | 97% | 2026-02-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |