So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24068. | (sabeen89) | 61.45 | 91% | 2013-12-11 |
| 24069. | (nitrotyper123) | 61.45 | 95% | 2021-04-22 |
| 24070. | (trahimam) | 61.45 | 97% | 2022-06-30 |
| 24071. | (juliehuynh654252) | 61.45 | 92% | 2016-03-16 |
| 24072. | (just_add_zero) | 61.45 | 97% | 2022-08-03 |
| 24073. | Guillermo (andragoner) | 61.45 | 95% | 2017-08-06 |
| 24074. | (xubrrrrr) | 61.45 | — | 2009-04-09 |
| 24075. | (congtu) | 61.45 | 97% | 2012-10-02 |
| 24076. | (doobins) | 61.44 | 94% | 2011-06-05 |
| 24077. | (aethersimp) | 61.44 | 96% | 2022-10-14 |
| 24078. | dan (dantheman06_) | 61.44 | 97% | 2021-03-06 |
| 24079. | (ferryp888) | 61.44 | 88% | 2016-11-10 |
| 24080. | (trof) | 61.44 | — | 2010-08-25 |
| 24081. | (johny7897) | 61.44 | 92% | 2016-07-27 |
| 24082. | (honeyruby) | 61.44 | — | 2009-08-10 |
| 24083. | bonx (bonx) | 61.44 | 95% | 2015-04-06 |
| 24084. | (jarljake) | 61.43 | 96% | 2018-09-10 |
| 24085. | (isaacyoshimario) | 61.43 | 97% | 2018-01-24 |
| 24086. | (bill497) | 61.43 | 95% | 2017-12-31 |
| 24087. | (aconfusedwalrus) | 61.43 | 95% | 2021-02-24 |
| 24088. | (besalt) | 61.43 | 95.7% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24089. | (kinggreedy) | 61.43 | — | 2009-06-03 |
| 24090. | (neonzip) | 61.43 | — | 2008-10-13 |
| 24091. | (yama_ste) | 61.42 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 24092. | (click_) | 61.42 | 95% | 2022-05-12 |
| 24093. | (spear_dfjdklf) | 61.42 | 98% | 2021-05-16 |
| 24094. | (richiehuang) | 61.42 | 94% | 2015-11-10 |
| 24095. | JD_FPS (jd_fps) | 61.42 | 95% | 2021-10-31 |
| 24096. | (t0006234g) | 61.42 | 96% | 2018-12-28 |
| 24097. | (costantine) | 61.42 | 95% | 2014-11-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |