So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31534. | Hese (hese) | 50.02 | 97% | 2020-02-28 |
| 31535. | Dowie (suratdowie) | 50.02 | 95% | 2018-11-05 |
| 31536. | slowpoke (mrookie) | 50.02 | 95% | 2019-10-04 |
| 31537. | Linda (scottymaloney) | 50.02 | — | 2008-10-08 |
| 31538. | The Flash (ozymandiasmoses) | 50.01 | 97.1% | 2023-10-02 |
| 31539. | kasra (kasra44) | 50.01 | 96% | 2020-05-24 |
| 31540. | benflash (benflash) | 50.01 | 90% | 2012-06-29 |
| 31541. | wenjie (wenjie) | 50.01 | — | 2010-07-10 |
| 31542. | Will (wbarlo21) | 50.01 | — | 2010-12-16 |
| 31543. | Sang (nhs89) | 50.01 | 96% | 2012-01-25 |
| 31544. | Bob (benjiboy970) | 50.00 | 90% | 2016-09-12 |
| 31545. | Alan (alan871125) | 50.00 | 94% | 2022-11-24 |
| 31546. | Mr. Google (mrgoogle) | 50.00 | 97% | 2012-06-01 |
| 31547. | ꟷ╲⎝⧹ W ⧸⎠╱ꟷ... | 50.00 | 93% | 2016-11-22 |
| 31548. | Noobiest (noobiestmaster) | 49.99 | 95% | 2021-06-05 |
| 31549. | twentypeak (twentypeak) | 49.99 | 95% | 2018-07-08 |
| 31550. | Cheah (bilem) | 49.98 | — | 2010-08-04 |
| 31551. | Vipin (vipink) | 49.98 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 31552. | Kiang (dodadoa) | 49.98 | 94% | 2016-04-21 |
| 31553. | Anatoly (anatolix2008) | 49.98 | 91% | 2012-07-06 |
| 31554. | Luna (heyimluna) | 49.97 | 95% | 2021-11-05 |
| 31555. | perm (perm_typeracer) | 49.97 | 96% | 2021-06-23 |
| 31556. | Sneha (sneha_1610) | 49.97 | 97% | 2022-01-26 |
| 31557. | TheOne (mister00anonymous) | 49.97 | 89% | 2014-03-22 |
| 31558. | Bronte (bronte_geyer) | 49.96 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 31559. | Bright (bright) | 49.96 | — | 2009-07-29 |
| 31560. | ♥ ❤ ♥ (blazingeye) | 49.96 | 88% | 2012-04-25 |
| 31561. | technobok (technobok) | 49.96 | 93% | 2012-06-05 |
| 31562. | SAN (san1102) | 49.96 | 92% | 2017-05-24 |
| 31563. | Pamphile (pamphile) | 49.96 | 94% | 2015-11-30 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |