I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20372. | jai (jaihunter) | 58.51 | 95% | 2020-05-24 |
| 20373. | John (anulz0ne) | 58.50 | 97% | 2017-10-18 |
| 20374. | johnick44 (johnick44) | 58.50 | 96% | 2019-03-11 |
| 20375. | Lian (lianmi) | 58.50 | 95% | 2023-11-01 |
| 20376. | Dear (dearme) | 58.49 | 97% | 2021-03-22 |
| 20377. | Parraman (parraman10000) | 58.49 | 96.5% | 2025-04-25 |
| 20378. | IKKY (ikraammoha) | 58.49 | 96% | 2022-12-10 |
| 20379. | Emperor (aranjani) | 58.49 | 95% | 2022-04-02 |
| 20380. | RedRider (foresttechnologies) | 58.49 | 94% | 2022-02-13 |
| 20381. | Caleb (cabona) | 58.49 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 20382. | Kineobi (kineobi) | 58.48 | 96% | 2023-05-22 |
| 20383. | George (jempii) | 58.48 | 95% | 2017-09-27 |
| 20384. | chanthru (chanthru) | 58.48 | 95.4% | 2021-01-31 |
| 20385. | Alberto (nurdle) | 58.47 | 97% | 2022-05-10 |
| 20386. | Carin (bs_kda_5alas) | 58.47 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
| 20387. | deathsroud (deathshroud) | 58.47 | 96.8% | 2023-10-19 |
| 20388. | Dawa Sherpa (da_wa) | 58.46 | 98% | 2023-08-26 |
| 20389. | Helena (helenaa_26) | 58.46 | 98% | 2023-02-23 |
| 20390. | Angel (starwargirl13) | 58.46 | 97.8% | 2023-10-12 |
| 20391. | Matthew (bilbic) | 58.46 | 96% | 2019-03-04 |
| 20392. | Mr. Bean (leylandmini) | 58.45 | 97% | 2022-01-18 |
| 20393. | lalit (tomfitens) | 58.45 | 97% | 2020-04-10 |
| 20394. | Tristan (yeking) | 58.45 | 95% | 2020-09-08 |
| 20395. | Jawad (sixtysicks66) | 58.45 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 20396. | Spire (spire20) | 58.45 | 95.8% | 2023-07-31 |
| 20397. | Muntazar (muntazer1) | 58.45 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 20398. | Bluish (bluishpink023) | 58.45 | 94% | 2021-05-09 |
| 20399. | Abhishek (abkrth) | 58.45 | 96% | 2021-04-07 |
| 20400. | 👽 (sofreakingslow) | 58.45 | 94% | 2023-03-11 |
| 20401. | seized (heehoca) | 58.44 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |