So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12028. | rai_10101 (rai_10101) | 81.65 | 95% | 2022-10-08 |
| 12029. | Congee (kengiexoxo) | 81.65 | 90% | 2015-03-23 |
| 12030. | QB (kyuubinape) | 81.65 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 12031. | Minseok (devani10) | 81.65 | 95% | 2016-03-02 |
| 12032. | urbanliner (urbanliner) | 81.64 | 98% | 2022-03-31 |
| 12033. | Max (chariotrider) | 81.64 | 95% | 2020-01-12 |
| 12034. | Robert (ventril) | 81.64 | 98% | 2018-10-08 |
| 12035. | Speed (spppeeeeeeedddddd) | 81.64 | 96% | 2020-06-22 |
| 12036. | Ramsudhan (sudhanlee) | 81.64 | 98% | 2022-12-18 |
| 12037. | André (andfur) | 81.64 | 96% | 2020-12-18 |
| 12038. | Dimitri (dimittori) | 81.64 | 94% | 2016-05-15 |
| 12039. | such is life (smileyyy___) | 81.63 | 96.9% | 2023-05-24 |
| 12040. | keyspect (stalence) | 81.63 | 95% | 2020-07-20 |
| 12041. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 81.63 | 98% | 2022-03-29 |
| 12042. | Nick (tiegold) | 81.63 | 98% | 2019-07-13 |
| 12043. | Maria (flannellife) | 81.63 | 92% | 2016-05-08 |
| 12044. | Kenzie (shifting) | 81.62 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 12045. | squall (squalllionheart) | 81.62 | 99% | 2023-03-23 |
| 12046. | puthin_p2n (bugsmasher) | 81.62 | 96% | 2021-10-22 |
| 12047. | Funky (funkychunkymon) | 81.62 | 95% | 2022-01-11 |
| 12048. | Jacky Lim (kingfinger) | 81.62 | 96% | 2014-03-03 |
| 12049. | Tom (bigtom) | 81.62 | — | 2008-11-15 |
| 12050. | AUTOSMELT (autosmelt) | 81.61 | 97% | 2022-02-16 |
| 12051. | Kate (katedo) | 81.61 | 95% | 2011-10-20 |
| 12052. | Ry (darthrm) | 81.60 | 94% | 2016-06-03 |
| 12053. | Glenn (burappi) | 81.60 | 98% | 2022-12-08 |
| 12054. | Max (notmaxwigdahl) | 81.60 | 97% | 2022-07-15 |
| 12055. | Toka (tokachirii) | 81.60 | 98.8% | 2021-01-28 |
| 12056. | tris (trisywc) | 81.59 | 98% | 2021-06-05 |
| 12057. | FatDragon (fatdragon) | 81.59 | 98% | 2018-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |