As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8022. | Kyle (asianshroudy) | 88.49 | 97% | 2023-04-06 |
| 8023. | Jeremy (gamingbull) | 88.49 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 8024. | Mason (kim_jong_un_) | 88.49 | 97% | 2017-06-29 |
| 8025. | Hyzin (hyzin) | 88.48 | 96% | 2023-12-11 |
| 8026. | Amir (amirahmedimtiaz) | 88.48 | 98.6% | 2024-03-19 |
| 8027. | unmurderable (unmurderable) | 88.48 | 97.8% | 2024-01-08 |
| 8028. | SnakeTwix (snaketwix) | 88.48 | 95% | 2021-09-30 |
| 8029. | dvorak (dvorakkkkkkk) | 88.47 | 99% | 2024-09-27 |
| 8030. | Jason (_bagel_) | 88.47 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 8031. | offblacc (vekikornjaca) | 88.47 | 96.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 8032. | juicebox (xsolstice) | 88.47 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 8033. | Alvin (alwin630) | 88.47 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 8034. | Q W E R T Y (chet01) | 88.47 | 98% | 2017-11-02 |
| 8035. | Turbo (turbo3) | 88.46 | 95.2% | 2024-10-08 |
| 8036. | Deciman (dw657) | 88.46 | 93% | 2016-08-23 |
| 8037. | skull issues (psychic7195) | 88.46 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 8038. | bush_ (jonitypestyping099) | 88.45 | 97% | 2025-04-20 |
| 8039. | Brecht (loxs_be) | 88.45 | 96% | 2021-06-20 |
| 8040. | Dan (bocadillas) | 88.45 | 97% | 2020-05-26 |
| 8041. | Big Ole Deezer (bigoledeezer) | 88.45 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 8042. | Gina (nannelcam) | 88.45 | 97% | 2021-08-28 |
| 8043. | Nathan (nathanpg) | 88.45 | 97% | 2018-09-15 |
| 8044. | the (thetrickster10) | 88.44 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 8045. | Vanja (njavayellowsteroidcar) | 88.44 | 97% | 2023-05-14 |
| 8046. | (razor11223344) | 88.44 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 8047. | Ita (ita17) | 88.44 | 98% | 2022-03-23 |
| 8048. | arafolie (qorgus) | 88.44 | 98% | 2017-12-25 |
| 8049. | Arpeggio (itsarpeggio) | 88.43 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
| 8050. | Jodie (swaggyjodie) | 88.42 | 97% | 2018-07-13 |
| 8051. | Jot (jotss) | 88.41 | 96% | 2018-06-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |