I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8829. | Nahwhal (choochoolane) | 89.56 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 8830. | Jen (ethima) | 89.56 | 97.3% | 2023-08-03 |
| 8831. | Anthony (sp333dy) | 89.55 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 8832. | BOB (mroglan) | 89.55 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 8833. | alana (alanina) | 89.55 | 95.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 8834. | James (jomax101) | 89.55 | 95% | 2017-09-14 |
| 8835. | M Ali +923104362942 (35wppm) | 89.55 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8836. | joromm (joromm) | 89.55 | 97% | 2018-02-02 |
| 8837. | Julian (julian990132) | 89.54 | 96.4% | 2025-01-25 |
| 8838. | Stuipedd (stuipedd) | 89.54 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 8839. | Owm (hahaxdd) | 89.54 | 96% | 2017-01-25 |
| 8840. | NELiXERY (nelixery) | 89.54 | 98% | 2015-06-25 |
| 8841. | Said (saidahror_2021) | 89.53 | 97.1% | 2023-05-29 |
| 8842. | Ahead of you (wadehuangjr) | 89.53 | 97% | 2021-11-24 |
| 8843. | Jewy (winniedepooh) | 89.52 | 96% | 2016-03-10 |
| 8844. | Gabe (cybersaur) | 89.52 | 97% | 2018-09-11 |
| 8845. | Eric (bignuthd) | 89.51 | 96.8% | 2025-03-02 |
| 8846. | Johnny (lichtst4ria) | 89.51 | 96% | 2021-04-05 |
| 8847. | Mark (mrasta) | 89.51 | 97% | 2017-07-07 |
| 8848. | Michael (pigophone) | 89.51 | 98% | 2015-04-20 |
| 8849. | Paul (yangaapaul) | 89.50 | 94% | 2016-11-01 |
| 8850. | Code (codename47) | 89.50 | 97% | 2019-08-22 |
| 8851. | cowboy (cowboy_behop) | 89.50 | 95% | 2022-02-11 |
| 8852. | Xuan (ajc7) | 89.50 | 96% | 2026-05-25 |
| 8853. | David (funnerer) | 89.50 | 98% | 2016-03-23 |
| 8854. | Paul (jinzonam) | 89.50 | 98% | 2018-11-02 |
| 8855. | Maxwell3145 (maxwell3145) | 89.49 | 95% | 2022-04-21 |
| 8856. | indiga (spacefunk) | 89.49 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 8857. | jserv23 (jserv23) | 89.49 | 97% | 2019-03-17 |
| 8858. | Varun Pratap Singh (malakh6... | 89.49 | 96.2% | 2024-01-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |