Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8717. | Dan (plagueis) | 88.64 | 96% | 2016-11-18 |
| 8718. | Stephen (sorrow133) | 88.64 | 98% | 2012-11-09 |
| 8719. | Lord (lordduran) | 88.64 | 89% | 2014-07-13 |
| 8720. | ʕ·͡ᴥ·ʔ (memesis) | 88.64 | 99% | 2022-09-18 |
| 8721. | JamesDavid (jamesdavid) | 88.64 | 92% | 2017-03-01 |
| 8722. | Nicholas (relied) | 88.63 | 95% | 2020-01-30 |
| 8723. | Joshua (joshque) | 88.63 | 97% | 2021-09-17 |
| 8724. | Tyler (tpgd1373) | 88.63 | 99% | 2019-08-29 |
| 8725. | Aaron (fox_mulder) | 88.62 | 97% | 2015-08-25 |
| 8726. | nic (rainbowarsenal) | 88.62 | 96% | 2019-01-09 |
| 8727. | your mome (roseofsithis) | 88.62 | 94% | 2011-08-30 |
| 8728. | abc (1714245ctk41) | 88.62 | 97.9% | 2023-09-24 |
| 8729. | Cuong (cnguyenthien) | 88.61 | 98% | 2017-04-03 |
| 8730. | Jordan (hamp69) | 88.61 | 96% | 2014-03-14 |
| 8731. | John (slomega) | 88.61 | 97% | 2018-12-18 |
| 8732. | Georg (dreadt666) | 88.60 | 93% | 2016-01-26 |
| 8733. | Ben (bacter) | 88.59 | — | 2011-01-20 |
| 8734. | Poy (poyfromraze_2) | 88.59 | 96% | 2017-02-28 |
| 8735. | Damian (bignoodle) | 88.59 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 8736. | Hemo (zanybuttlicker69) | 88.59 | 97.2% | 2023-05-16 |
| 8737. | failzor2 (failzor2) | 88.58 | 98% | 2016-06-21 |
| 8738. | Marlon (marlonpag) | 88.58 | 99% | 2017-08-10 |
| 8739. | Ai (aibah) | 88.58 | 98% | 2022-03-01 |
| 8740. | Hans (extrem3typist) | 88.57 | 96% | 2017-06-04 |
| 8741. | Abhay (abhay_hadez) | 88.57 | 98% | 2021-11-10 |
| 8742. | asdf (tortillachips) | 88.57 | 95% | 2019-06-18 |
| 8743. | Aaditya Pal (ninjaadi7903) | 88.57 | 98% | 2022-06-02 |
| 8744. | NextGoal Avg. 115WPM (redjhon) | 88.56 | 98% | 2023-06-16 |
| 8745. | Brandon (bigbeau) | 88.56 | 96% | 2016-02-11 |
| 8746. | benben (20iq) | 88.56 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |