The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3127. | F u r u y á (furuya) | 110.62 | 96% | 2012-03-13 |
| 3128. | 🍉 Palestine Will be Free... | 110.61 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
| 3129. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (glandock1) | 110.61 | 98.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 3130. | Nicholas (ykstotol) | 110.61 | 98% | 2023-05-05 |
| 3131. | Jimmy (jimbot220) | 110.61 | 95% | 2014-02-18 |
| 3132. | (refsteon) | 110.61 | 97% | 2012-12-19 |
| 3133. | Patrick (dontgoslow) | 110.61 | 93% | 2013-08-21 |
| 3134. | markzeras (mrkmat) | 110.60 | 99% | 2022-09-26 |
| 3135. | Jerry (jhoer) | 110.59 | 98% | 2021-07-22 |
| 3136. | John (jmichael23) | 110.59 | 94% | 2013-10-01 |
| 3137. | Minh (odebonbon) | 110.59 | 98% | 2013-12-23 |
| 3138. | Bacon (jbacon) | 110.59 | 98% | 2013-05-20 |
| 3139. | Puerx (puerconiox) | 110.57 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 3140. | Roy (700volvo) | 110.57 | 98% | 2020-05-01 |
| 3141. | 66 (dogmouse) | 110.57 | 98% | 2013-12-18 |
| 3142. | rchern (rchern) | 110.57 | 98% | 2012-02-26 |
| 3143. | Tanapat (jekkiechan) | 110.56 | 98% | 2021-10-20 |
| 3144. | _dcgc (wdana) | 110.56 | 99% | 2019-04-11 |
| 3145. | Jayanth (bigjay) | 110.56 | 99% | 2015-08-09 |
| 3146. | Kaybe (kaybnde) | 110.55 | 99% | 2021-02-20 |
| 3147. | Vikas (vikasyadav) | 110.54 | 98% | 2012-12-12 |
| 3148. | Alex (alexhchu) | 110.53 | 99% | 2022-04-15 |
| 3149. | Jasen (mccnuggets) | 110.53 | 94% | 2015-11-29 |
| 3150. | Renaldy (renaldy) | 110.53 | 98% | 2016-01-26 |
| 3151. | Brian (gretschaxe) | 110.52 | 96% | 2016-04-19 |
| 3152. | Seany (seanta8) | 110.52 | 98% | 2014-01-14 |
| 3153. | Sam (samphippen) | 110.52 | — | 2010-02-10 |
| 3154. | Dana (joyblack) | 110.52 | — | 2008-10-02 |
| 3155. | Pinolicious (pinolicious) | 110.51 | 98% | 2018-04-29 |
| 3156. | zero (crispyasf) | 110.51 | 97% | 2018-04-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |