And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5589. | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (poundcayx) | 109.67 | 96% | 2016-11-23 |
| 5590. | (reina) | 109.67 | — | 2008-10-28 |
| 5591. | (aethyl) | 109.67 | 97% | 2018-07-23 |
| 5592. | (jbtaylor) | 109.67 | 95% | 2014-05-09 |
| 5593. | Don (dondon) | 109.66 | — | 2009-10-17 |
| 5594. | (nokmit27) | 109.66 | 98% | 2012-12-21 |
| 5595. | (jwatkins2) | 109.65 | — | 2009-09-21 |
| 5596. | Charlyflies (charlyflies) | 109.65 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 5597. | Shromeone (shromeone) | 109.64 | 97% | 2022-03-19 |
| 5598. | (kizoja) | 109.63 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 5599. | (matthewrak) | 109.63 | 96% | 2014-07-09 |
| 5600. | (typing_expert) | 109.63 | 95% | 2016-02-22 |
| 5601. | (chescahi) | 109.62 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 5602. | (vertical820) | 109.62 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| 5603. | (ousooner) | 109.61 | — | 2008-11-22 |
| 5604. | (hungnp) | 109.61 | — | 2010-05-18 |
| 5605. | Aaron (mrduckface32) | 109.60 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 5606. | (syphon9) | 109.60 | 96% | 2016-02-17 |
| 5607. | Bigheart (bigheart) | 109.60 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 5608. | (runninginsquares) | 109.59 | 96% | 2014-04-04 |
| 5609. | (morcheeba) | 109.59 | — | 2011-03-19 |
| 5610. | Butterfield (cratorex) | 109.59 | 97% | 2014-08-30 |
| 5611. | (coelacanth) | 109.59 | 94% | 2011-06-02 |
| 5612. | (stepoffthegas) | 109.58 | 97.1% | 2023-10-23 |
| 5613. | (flexpointlol) | 109.58 | 99% | 2020-01-27 |
| 5614. | (timebombed) | 109.57 | 98% | 2018-09-20 |
| 5615. | yal (yyal) | 109.57 | 99% | 2021-06-06 |
| 5616. | (mazzmos) | 109.57 | 96% | 2013-05-29 |
| 5617. | (refsteon) | 109.57 | 95% | 2012-04-26 |
| 5618. | (screepahh) | 109.56 | — | 2011-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |