The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4709. | Jesse (wonderpanda) | 101.89 | 97% | 2013-10-13 |
| 4710. | gonorrhea (n1ght) | 101.89 | 98% | 2018-04-13 |
| 4711. | :^) (kyeavnign) | 101.89 | 91% | 2017-03-16 |
| 4712. | !PROTOCOL! (drac99) | 101.87 | 95% | 2025-07-02 |
| 4713. | Aaron (lowea) | 101.87 | 99% | 2020-03-29 |
| 4714. | Hadi (charaka) | 101.87 | 100% | 2021-08-31 |
| 4715. | TPA (alan1230) | 101.87 | 99% | 2019-03-09 |
| 4716. | Tintin, (madcaddy3) | 101.87 | 96% | 2014-08-14 |
| 4717. | Wave (waveclipping) | 101.86 | 97% | 2022-04-30 |
| 4718. | K (ksil_razor) | 101.86 | 97% | 2020-11-20 |
| 4719. | H P (pepperona) | 101.85 | 93% | 2015-08-06 |
| 4720. | Alex (aqin24) | 101.85 | 98% | 2018-06-18 |
| 4721. | ✔️▄◘🚀!new_luca@y... | 101.85 | 98% | 2011-08-28 |
| 4722. | Lol (fatsug) | 101.85 | 96% | 2014-06-01 |
| 4723. | BigChungus (vynzvynz) | 101.84 | 98.1% | 2024-07-18 |
| 4724. | Alex (alexsli) | 101.84 | 94% | 2014-10-08 |
| 4725. | St.Thomas (bige23) | 101.83 | 98% | 2025-03-07 |
| 4726. | K (omg911) | 101.83 | 98% | 2024-02-08 |
| 4727. | My caps lock is glitched on... | 101.83 | 96% | 2011-12-02 |
| 4728. | Matthew (laptop board) (mat... | 101.83 | 93% | 2016-01-18 |
| 4729. | _Tanchii_ (ypselon) | 101.82 | 96% | 2021-07-03 |
| 4730. | Tyler (tysee) | 101.82 | 96% | 2013-04-16 |
| 4731. | Carter sucks dick (ivortso) | 101.82 | 98% | 2017-07-27 |
| 4732. | Reuben (zer0xity) | 101.81 | 96% | 2016-12-20 |
| 4733. | transfermarkt.de (voar) | 101.81 | 93% | 2015-02-18 |
| 4734. | AurumKodEXo (aurum_kodexo) | 101.81 | 98% | 2011-10-25 |
| 4735. | Alex (arandazzo829) | 101.81 | 99% | 2014-09-08 |
| 4736. | xlsv (asilvano) | 101.80 | 98% | 2026-02-12 |
| 4737. | ⁹⁻¹⁰ᵍᵐ (green910) | 101.80 | 99.7% | 2024-10-17 |
| 4738. | Mitchell (mitchtay) | 101.80 | 97% | 2013-12-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |