And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8982. | Chieh (leejaypiqq) | 100.16 | 97% | 2017-02-23 |
| 8983. | Ricky (rcheungwtf) | 100.15 | 97% | 2015-03-14 |
| 8984. | fnrslvr (fnrslvr) | 100.15 | 98% | 2020-05-12 |
| 8985. | You never learn anything by... | 100.15 | 95% | 2015-03-31 |
| 8986. | ทอมมี่ (taweesoft) | 100.14 | 98% | 2017-09-04 |
| 8987. | Saad (saadquadri) | 100.14 | 92% | 2015-01-14 |
| 8988. | HotClaw (hotclaw) | 100.14 | 99% | 2021-10-25 |
| 8989. | Ryan (ryan42) | 100.14 | 99% | 2015-01-09 |
| 8990. | Petr (missile) | 100.14 | 98% | 2017-11-21 |
| 8991. | Finger King (fingerking123) | 100.14 | 95% | 2016-07-14 |
| 8992. | Sumit (sumit91) | 100.14 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
| 8993. | skwan (skwan) | 100.14 | 99% | 2013-06-24 |
| 8994. | zero (crispyasf) | 100.14 | 97% | 2017-12-16 |
| 8995. | AR4444 (ar4444) | 100.13 | 98% | 2020-09-18 |
| 8996. | Sarves (xmemestar420) | 100.13 | 97% | 2022-01-10 |
| 8997. | lon'qu (cadeth) | 100.13 | 93% | 2016-06-30 |
| 8998. | Kireida (kireida) | 100.12 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 8999. | Will (bigdubs) | 100.12 | 97% | 2013-11-04 |
| 9000. | Nate (noob4life) | 100.11 | 95% | 2011-07-03 |
| 9001. | Phoenix (djspookyphoenix) | 100.11 | 94% | 2017-05-29 |
| 9002. | Ghillie (ghillie111) | 100.10 | 97% | 2016-11-17 |
| 9003. | Veloz (amontoy5) | 100.10 | 99% | 2016-02-02 |
| 9004. | Daikaigan (daikaigan) | 100.10 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 9005. | obamaz123 (obamaz123) | 100.10 | 97% | 2023-09-18 |
| 9006. | Jace (dresden) | 100.10 | — | 2008-08-31 |
| 9007. | NickBwalley (nickbiiy) | 100.09 | 97.9% | 2023-09-05 |
| 9008. | Edward (eddiel3939) | 100.09 | 96% | 2016-12-06 |
| 9009. | liz (hamid__) | 100.09 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 9010. | primo (prim013) | 100.09 | 98% | 2020-08-23 |
| 9011. | Dean (dean0927) | 100.09 | 98% | 2016-08-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |