The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 488. | (gospell) | 148.65 | 100% | 2022-09-25 |
| 489. | (arijan_dh) | 148.61 | 96% | 2022-05-08 |
| 490. | Dennis (skys) | 148.59 | 100% | 2011-10-19 |
| 491. | (laserstrike) | 148.58 | — | 2010-04-12 |
| 492. | (pilotwings) | 148.57 | 99% | 2012-02-26 |
| 493. | (adamuk) | 148.55 | 96% | 2014-10-02 |
| 494. | (dreamsonfire) | 148.55 | 100% | 2012-04-24 |
| 495. | old account (geometricv) | 148.50 | 96% | 2020-07-19 |
| 496. | (iliveinthexu) | 148.47 | 98% | 2016-11-14 |
| 497. | (xatenev) | 148.46 | 97% | 2014-10-23 |
| 498. | (skippie) | 148.45 | 100% | 2021-07-03 |
| 499. | (jweb_guru_practice) | 148.45 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 500. | (roguebelle) | 148.41 | — | 2008-11-04 |
| 501. | NebulaGrey (hellishemo1) | 148.39 | 100% | 2011-05-29 |
| 502. | (dachautreblinka) | 148.39 | 98% | 2013-01-07 |
| 503. | (dontrun) | 148.37 | — | 2010-04-10 |
| 504. | (altrocality) | 148.30 | 98.3% | 2023-09-28 |
| 505. | (bigdanglingd) | 148.30 | 100% | 2016-08-17 |
| 506. | (ze_goggles) | 148.25 | 99% | 2013-03-13 |
| 507. | Kaelyn (kaekaelyn) | 148.19 | 97% | 2013-03-13 |
| 508. | (timm846) | 148.16 | 98% | 2011-05-30 |
| 509. | Sugar (humble) | 148.10 | 99% | 2011-12-14 |
| 510. | (seany5) | 148.09 | — | 2008-08-20 |
| 511. | (intortus) | 148.08 | — | 2008-12-06 |
| 512. | (chainsawarms) | 148.06 | 99% | 2013-12-13 |
| 513. | (skydevil) | 148.00 | 100% | 2013-07-13 |
| 514. | Jordyn (murderbysmurf) | 147.96 | 100% | 2016-06-08 |
| 515. | (john404) | 147.96 | 99% | 2012-12-25 |
| 516. | (pajlada) | 147.94 | 95% | 2016-05-26 |
| 517. | stay fresh cheese bags (maw... | 147.90 | 96.9% | 2023-07-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |