The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24926. | Lucidsan (lucidsan) | 64.45 | 98% | 2021-05-04 |
| 24927. | Josue (yhosug7) | 64.45 | 96% | 2021-02-23 |
| 24928. | John (xobot) | 64.45 | 97% | 2021-07-01 |
| 24929. | Dingus Fish (dingusfish) | 64.45 | 96% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24930. | Tonya (tagama2) | 64.45 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 24931. | niaw junior (niawjunior) | 64.45 | 93% | 2017-04-01 |
| 24932. | KCS (kcsdvorak) | 64.45 | — | 2011-04-23 |
| 24933. | Anthony (burner15) | 64.45 | 94% | 2012-03-03 |
| 24934. | Lucas (slappy_rgs) | 64.44 | 95% | 2021-04-26 |
| 24935. | Rafael (23woodyj) | 64.44 | 94% | 2016-08-29 |
| 24936. | CallMeTim (callmetim) | 64.44 | 97% | 2013-07-17 |
| 24937. | Erek-Shin (t0sh1ro) | 64.44 | 96% | 2021-06-14 |
| 24938. | Jonathan (joe00) | 64.44 | 88% | 2013-05-03 |
| 24939. | RSCArne (rscarne) | 64.44 | 96% | 2021-12-06 |
| 24940. | Karol (mirvan) | 64.44 | 96% | 2015-04-01 |
| 24941. | Ali (katali119) | 64.44 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 24942. | hanab (hanab65) | 64.43 | 92% | 2021-05-24 |
| 24943. | Đỗ (bigcatyoyo) | 64.43 | 95% | 2021-08-11 |
| 24944. | 50 Year Old Girl (whatsthis) | 64.43 | 94% | 2016-08-30 |
| 24945. | Johnsy (johnsy) | 64.43 | — | 2009-11-09 |
| 24946. | Heather (starzin) | 64.43 | 97% | 2011-06-14 |
| 24947. | Murat (muratozkan) | 64.43 | — | 2011-02-02 |
| 24948. | latias (latiaslatios) | 64.43 | 93% | 2016-06-04 |
| 24949. | Hexa (hexaa) | 64.42 | 96% | 2021-10-17 |
| 24950. | Kohnsagrado (kohnsagrado) | 64.42 | 96% | 2020-12-05 |
| 24951. | ゆうこうじ (wolve_) | 64.42 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
| 24952. | Randal (rekt) | 64.42 | 92% | 2014-01-19 |
| 24953. | Lin (mirai92) | 64.42 | 97% | 2019-07-17 |
| 24954. | tyjeremiad (tyjeremiad) | 64.42 | 89% | 2013-12-19 |
| 24955. | HOOPLA (ho0pla) | 64.42 | 96% | 2015-10-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |