So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23679. | amit (riskyboy) | 62.70 | 97% | 2017-06-14 |
| 23680. | Tairon (_ghost_) | 62.70 | 95% | 2015-03-09 |
| 23681. | Thinh (oohungthinh97oo) | 62.70 | 97% | 2022-09-16 |
| 23682. | Jatin (jatin_sharma_2005) | 62.70 | 97.6% | 2021-02-12 |
| 23683. | tan (ghost15102009) | 62.70 | 96% | 2011-09-24 |
| 23684. | Chandler (ceejaytg) | 62.70 | 89% | 2012-11-08 |
| 23685. | Max (mxgl2810) | 62.70 | — | 2011-02-16 |
| 23686. | jentots (jentotz) | 62.70 | 96% | 2016-01-28 |
| 23687. | Harry (bone126) | 62.70 | 94% | 2017-04-28 |
| 23688. | Gerardo (gemasoft) | 62.69 | 100% | 2016-08-26 |
| 23689. | David (daviddpn) | 62.69 | 90% | 2014-07-08 |
| 23690. | Sam (frogboy198) | 62.69 | 95% | 2019-05-31 |
| 23691. | Joe (hguoccough) | 62.69 | 91% | 2013-03-12 |
| 23692. | Aditya (aditya5991) | 62.69 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
| 23693. | Live (sankarshan) | 62.69 | 97% | 2018-02-01 |
| 23694. | Cyber (dernikonoll) | 62.69 | 95% | 2014-08-05 |
| 23695. | Khanh (bigbrain) | 62.68 | 98% | 2011-08-01 |
| 23696. | Ali (huuu957) | 62.68 | 95.6% | 2023-07-31 |
| 23697. | matt (matthieus) | 62.68 | 94% | 2017-09-30 |
| 23698. | Wael (wael_zaiback) | 62.68 | 94% | 2023-09-07 |
| 23699. | Saidami (gosaydami) | 62.68 | 94% | 2016-01-27 |
| 23700. | Jamie (rendual) | 62.67 | 89% | 2013-08-28 |
| 23701. | Kevin (kbua23) | 62.67 | 95% | 2021-04-11 |
| 23702. | Patrick (jppat) | 62.67 | 95.6% | 2021-02-19 |
| 23703. | Tony (itsonlytony) | 62.67 | 94% | 2021-11-02 |
| 23704. | Alex (high99) | 62.67 | 96% | 2019-09-10 |
| 23705. | (cantaloupes) | 62.67 | 96% | 2018-07-14 |
| 23706. | André (pitoun) | 62.67 | 92% | 2016-12-08 |
| 23707. | Manish (mandish) | 62.67 | 92% | 2017-05-09 |
| 23708. | Alex (1234950) | 62.67 | 98% | 2017-06-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |