And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
Active since July 27, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18348. | Aziz (azizxushvaqtov07) | 81.89 | 98% | 2023-05-26 |
| 18349. | Derek (dlsr) | 81.89 | 92% | 2015-01-22 |
| 18350. | Aditya (adibhandari) | 81.88 | 96% | 2023-01-17 |
| 18351. | Yashesh (yashesh_07) | 81.88 | 97.1% | 2023-09-20 |
| 18352. | gay (duckodoggo) | 81.88 | 97% | 2021-01-09 |
| 18353. | Robert (october414) | 81.88 | 95% | 2014-03-14 |
| 18354. | Bgkeh (bgkeh) | 81.88 | 98% | 2012-10-20 |
| 18355. | Jay (rabidgoose) | 81.88 | 92% | 2013-12-11 |
| 18356. | de_troit (de_troit) | 81.87 | 92% | 2013-12-01 |
| 18357. | Carl (carlbager) | 81.87 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 18358. | Peter (buck306) | 81.87 | 99% | 2022-11-17 |
| 18359. | kyle (poyser) | 81.87 | 98% | 2021-11-28 |
| 18360. | Max (maxzims) | 81.87 | 96% | 2017-10-13 |
| 18361. | fibiy (fibiy) | 81.87 | — | 2008-10-11 |
| 18362. | Cristhian (crbonilha) | 81.87 | 97% | 2013-10-31 |
| 18363. | Josh (breezychain) | 81.86 | 94% | 2012-10-25 |
| 18364. | cin (ciann) | 81.85 | 96% | 2023-02-25 |
| 18365. | Dro (dro421) | 81.85 | 91% | 2014-07-11 |
| 18366. | Khanh (bigbrain) | 81.85 | 99% | 2011-11-24 |
| 18367. | Stonebreaker (stonebreaker) | 81.84 | 97% | 2023-09-13 |
| 18368. | Adam (iadam368) | 81.84 | 99% | 2020-02-04 |
| 18369. | Fast&Furious7 (fastandfurio... | 81.84 | 98% | 2014-02-12 |
| 18370. | Sunny (netherlight) | 81.84 | 96% | 2019-08-15 |
| 18371. | Wtb Mrs.Chu (dadps) | 81.84 | 87% | 2015-04-20 |
| 18372. | Jay (jayderby) | 81.84 | 97% | 2015-03-07 |
| 18373. | Piotr (pmurach) | 81.84 | 95% | 2014-09-20 |
| 18374. | Kat (kitty_c) | 81.84 | 88% | 2017-04-03 |
| 18375. | Catalin (catalinpavel04) | 81.83 | 97% | 2023-06-17 |
| 18376. | Mango (kn1ghtz) | 81.83 | 95% | 2017-04-16 |
| 18377. | Raz (adashi) | 81.83 | 99% | 2021-01-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |