I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7229. | mwizard (mwizard) | 94.47 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 7230. | Takeshi (takeshi_workman) | 94.46 | 97.2% | 2023-07-03 |
| 7231. | De9mond (uniwite) | 94.46 | 96.3% | 2023-09-16 |
| 7232. | L. A. Phroaig (laphroaig_neat) | 94.46 | 97% | 2019-10-08 |
| 7233. | 初めは40wmp (hajime40) | 94.46 | 99% | 2018-06-18 |
| 7234. | Emil (emle10) | 94.46 | 94% | 2017-02-01 |
| 7235. | Ben (bencrbcp) | 94.45 | 96% | 2020-10-11 |
| 7236. | apricitatis (apricitatis) | 94.45 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 7237. | Johnny Greenwood (my_cyb3r_... | 94.44 | 98% | 2025-06-14 |
| 7238. | TheDude (abc123race) | 94.44 | 99.3% | 2025-04-15 |
| 7239. | Jake (lakejund) | 94.44 | 98% | 2021-12-21 |
| 7240. | garnet (flusha) | 94.44 | 97% | 2019-05-11 |
| 7241. | aditya (yusifer_zendric) | 94.44 | 97% | 2021-10-26 |
| 7242. | Ajstyle (ajityahoo876) | 94.44 | 97% | 2017-12-11 |
| 7243. | Anthony (avt5678) | 94.43 | 96% | 2022-08-13 |
| 7244. | luca (luc_vr_04) | 94.42 | 99% | 2020-04-17 |
| 7245. | Noah (nwerch) | 94.41 | 99% | 2021-10-26 |
| 7246. | Zach (zachhall) | 94.41 | 98% | 2018-01-29 |
| 7247. | Adrian (bigbadbui) | 94.41 | 98% | 2022-05-29 |
| 7248. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 94.41 | 98% | 2020-09-20 |
| 7249. | Dardil (dardil) | 94.40 | 97.7% | 2024-04-22 |
| 7250. | Free Palestine (imamo) | 94.40 | 98% | 2023-02-20 |
| 7251. | James (james_m808) | 94.40 | 96% | 2018-03-14 |
| 7252. | Hamiz (popega) | 94.39 | 96% | 2024-09-03 |
| 7253. | Justin Figueroa (freshspice33) | 94.39 | 99% | 2021-12-16 |
| 7254. | Pape (pape) | 94.39 | 97% | 2017-05-27 |
| 7255. | Thomas (giga_ch4d) | 94.38 | 98% | 2023-09-22 |
| 7256. | Masja (superbuku) | 94.38 | 97% | 2021-05-27 |
| 7257. | B (archnaea) | 94.38 | 98.1% | 2021-02-18 |
| 7258. | Captain Oz (kildoes) | 94.38 | 96% | 2019-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |