So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11328. | pärskis (borje) | 82.91 | 97% | 2022-06-25 |
| 11329. | Steve (steve7414) | 82.91 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 11330. | Valentina (genericwhitemale) | 82.90 | 97% | 2022-03-31 |
| 11331. | Juliet 3 (buckles7809) | 82.90 | 98% | 2021-12-20 |
| 11332. | Ray (shadowbastard) | 82.90 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 11333. | mynamemynamemyname (lewis213) | 82.90 | 97% | 2023-01-03 |
| 11334. | Ornstein (eliggett) | 82.90 | 97% | 2021-09-07 |
| 11335. | Liz (eearnest@dcstigers.org) | 82.90 | 95% | 2016-07-08 |
| 11336. | Pogan Laul (ptchristrian) | 82.90 | 96% | 2018-04-23 |
| 11337. | Ambi (dank_ambi) | 82.89 | 97% | 2021-11-14 |
| 11338. | Phil (broscisaur) | 82.89 | 97% | 2022-03-07 |
| 11339. | ken (kuanying) | 82.89 | 98% | 2016-04-18 |
| 11340. | BATMAN (liine117) | 82.89 | 97.6% | 2021-02-04 |
| 11341. | Zachary (zac352) | 82.89 | 97% | 2011-05-29 |
| 11342. | Protanth (protanth) | 82.89 | 94% | 2016-03-20 |
| 11343. | george (geoedmo) | 82.89 | 96% | 2013-07-14 |
| 11344. | Chris (kiraryoka) | 82.88 | — | 2010-03-13 |
| 11345. | kegan (kegan) | 82.88 | — | 2009-06-17 |
| 11346. | Chris (big_z) | 82.88 | 95% | 2012-03-11 |
| 11347. | celes (celescastro) | 82.87 | 97% | 2022-05-20 |
| 11348. | Leo (leophoto) | 82.87 | 99% | 2022-05-26 |
| 11349. | Max (maxk1ckass) | 82.87 | 99% | 2021-05-05 |
| 11350. | Dark (ysbegirm_123) | 82.87 | 95% | 2021-02-25 |
| 11351. | Andy (agiantfish) | 82.87 | 99% | 2014-05-23 |
| 11352. | nana (goomi) | 82.86 | 97% | 2021-08-22 |
| 11353. | Shiv (shivamdiora) | 82.86 | 96% | 2021-09-05 |
| 11354. | Aidan (marvelousjokes) | 82.86 | 99% | 2023-03-08 |
| 11355. | D4Backdoor (keskin) | 82.86 | 99.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 11356. | Ehren (ehrenthedragon) | 82.86 | 94% | 2014-12-02 |
| 11357. | ixolit (ixolit) | 82.86 | — | 2010-05-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |