See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4792. | Jackey (jackeyguy) | 99.92 | 97.8% | 2024-02-14 |
| 4793. | Avi (avi_ouro) | 99.92 | 99% | 2021-01-23 |
| 4794. | Mazin (mmazincham) | 99.91 | 97.8% | 2024-01-08 |
| 4795. | Bento (bento420) | 99.91 | 98% | 2022-01-06 |
| 4796. | Matt (mattwarren306) | 99.91 | 99% | 2022-04-28 |
| 4797. | roy (likmyleg) | 99.91 | 98% | 2022-01-01 |
| 4798. | Cal (raceto151) | 99.90 | 98.9% | 2024-07-19 |
| 4799. | Raven (rinceraven) | 99.90 | 96.2% | 2025-05-11 |
| 4800. | Taylor (tflameee) | 99.90 | 98.5% | 2025-03-11 |
| 4801. | Ethan (conanethan) | 99.90 | 97% | 2020-06-07 |
| 4802. | Olav (thederpygod) | 99.89 | 95.8% | 2023-09-21 |
| 4803. | Garrick (ahaddad123) | 99.89 | 98% | 2022-02-18 |
| 4804. | 🔸Tornadox🔸 (riddickbr) | 99.89 | 97% | 2021-08-27 |
| 4805. | temp23178946 (previouslol) | 99.89 | 97% | 2021-05-11 |
| 4806. | Adrian (winterfells) | 99.88 | 96% | 2026-02-11 |
| 4807. | OmarTheFast (omarthefast) | 99.87 | 98% | 2022-03-14 |
| 4808. | Abdullah Faisal Al-Fahad (a... | 99.86 | 96.4% | 2025-03-02 |
| 4809. | Jack (draxlind) | 99.86 | 98% | 2019-08-29 |
| 4810. | Matthew (mattjzhou) | 99.86 | 98% | 2019-11-01 |
| 4811. | 𝔴𝔦𝔩𝔩 (big_billy) | 99.86 | 98% | 2021-05-05 |
| 4812. | Mohibur (shuvo94) | 99.86 | 100% | 2019-12-16 |
| 4813. | Tesla (teslalord) | 99.84 | 97.1% | 2024-01-27 |
| 4814. | bk (thebriankwon) | 99.84 | 98% | 2021-04-02 |
| 4815. | Charles (char466) | 99.84 | 98.6% | 2021-03-02 |
| 4816. | Akshay (akshay1314) | 99.82 | 98.4% | 2025-01-14 |
| 4817. | BigOhhh (bigohhh) | 99.82 | 98.8% | 2024-12-13 |
| 4818. | LeGoat (legoat2003) | 99.82 | 97% | 2023-07-11 |
| 4819. | Brooke (yukui) | 99.82 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 4820. | Smith (smitty360) | 99.82 | 97.1% | 2024-01-17 |
| 4821. | Suhas (suhasmaddali007) | 99.82 | 96.6% | 2023-07-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |