Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3798. | Eduardo (aledtr) | 96.53 | 99% | 2021-05-12 |
| 3799. | omitted (chill10003) | 96.53 | 97% | 2019-03-07 |
| 3800. | carina (carina05) | 96.52 | 95% | 2021-11-02 |
| 3801. | Wesley (soyacan) | 96.52 | 98% | 2017-12-05 |
| 3802. | Zeb (dawnchild) | 96.52 | 98.3% | 2024-09-07 |
| 3803. | butterfingers (butterfinger... | 96.52 | 95% | 2023-09-14 |
| 3804. | joel (jouel1234567) | 96.52 | 99% | 2022-04-27 |
| 3805. | M7chael (m7chael) | 96.51 | 96.8% | 2024-11-18 |
| 3806. | AHomieNucleus (galaxxyn1) | 96.50 | 97.6% | 2023-08-21 |
| 3807. | gsus152 (gsus152) | 96.50 | 95% | 2021-05-21 |
| 3808. | Neodymium (neodytrium) | 96.50 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 3809. | Jack (nomadologist) | 96.48 | 98% | 2024-02-22 |
| 3810. | Kiril (killerpavlov) | 96.48 | 97% | 2021-03-09 |
| 3811. | Alfabetica (alfabetica) | 96.47 | 99% | 2025-12-12 |
| 3812. | realforce (realf0rce) | 96.47 | 98% | 2017-06-26 |
| 3813. | cough cough (rizwan234) | 96.46 | 98.7% | 2023-10-21 |
| 3814. | (bide) | 96.45 | 95% | 2020-02-25 |
| 3815. | Hori (kyoukohori) | 96.45 | 96.9% | 2024-03-29 |
| 3816. | pfeffernusse (typemaster2006) | 96.45 | 97.3% | 2021-02-18 |
| 3817. | DeathModer (kido2976) | 96.45 | 95% | 2019-11-01 |
| 3818. | Lance (nobowned) | 96.43 | 97% | 2017-09-05 |
| 3819. | Tori (toreally) | 96.43 | 98% | 2021-06-08 |
| 3820. | Matti (shammgod) | 96.43 | 95% | 2021-02-16 |
| 3821. | Yong Da (yongda) | 96.42 | 96.5% | 2024-05-08 |
| 3822. | jr (lukrix) | 96.42 | 97.7% | 2025-04-06 |
| 3823. | P100 (close280) | 96.42 | 96% | 2024-06-19 |
| 3824. | wjstrummed (wanjing) | 96.41 | 96% | 2021-06-02 |
| 3825. | Joshua (yeahacked) | 96.41 | 98% | 2021-04-26 |
| 3826. | Josh (jhc9999) | 96.40 | 97% | 2025-05-07 |
| 3827. | TypingMaster3 (typingmaster... | 96.40 | 98% | 2022-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |