The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18590. | Song (quot) | 74.06 | 96% | 2020-01-27 |
| 18591. | MyLeah (bradd008) | 74.06 | 92% | 2012-04-05 |
| 18592. | sweet (sweet_chillie) | 74.06 | 93% | 2012-03-14 |
| 18593. | Redevoi (redevoi) | 74.05 | 91% | 2012-10-16 |
| 18594. | Spacecraft555 (spacecraft555) | 74.05 | 96% | 2018-10-31 |
| 18595. | Geoff (tromag) | 74.05 | — | 2009-10-26 |
| 18596. | k9cb (k9cb) | 74.04 | 90% | 2016-12-01 |
| 18597. | Miles (pierocket) | 74.04 | 98% | 2019-12-03 |
| 18598. | Rustam (rustam687) | 74.04 | 96% | 2021-08-26 |
| 18599. | Andre (grumpymonk2) | 74.04 | 97% | 2020-04-24 |
| 18600. | Matland (matland) | 74.04 | 96% | 2018-08-08 |
| 18601. | Joseph (simps) | 74.04 | — | 2010-11-11 |
| 18602. | Stefan (thisiskaz) | 74.04 | 96% | 2015-07-16 |
| 18603. | oOoOoO'' (rokas1997) | 74.04 | 97% | 2017-07-08 |
| 18604. | Mambo (mambo1) | 74.04 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 18605. | Topre Is Life (kappapotamus) | 74.04 | 96% | 2017-10-07 |
| 18606. | Paulo (bibon98) | 74.03 | 98% | 2022-04-03 |
| 18607. | eileen (ninecups) | 74.03 | 90% | 2015-10-10 |
| 18608. | Veitch (veitch) | 74.03 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 18609. | m (ogtong) | 74.03 | 97% | 2018-12-14 |
| 18610. | krishtalysis (krishtalysis) | 74.03 | 95% | 2014-12-19 |
| 18611. | Ian (iczerw) | 74.02 | — | 2009-10-24 |
| 18612. | Anton Laptop (twisted_laptop) | 74.02 | 97% | 2023-01-01 |
| 18613. | H4ndss (h4ndss1) | 74.02 | 97% | 2021-05-30 |
| 18614. | T (nawsome) | 74.02 | 93% | 2011-12-08 |
| 18615. | MonCaT (moncat) | 74.02 | — | 2009-06-07 |
| 18616. | John (scylva) | 74.01 | 95% | 2022-10-31 |
| 18617. | Angkana (ployyjen) | 74.01 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
| 18618. | Hussain (malik1122) | 74.01 | 94% | 2015-01-31 |
| 18619. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 74.00 | 97% | 2021-10-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |