The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28123. | CawCawByrdy (nova_byrdy) | 58.28 | 97% | 2023-03-09 |
| 28124. | callie (callielau) | 58.28 | 96% | 2017-11-11 |
| 28125. | Anton (antonthechef) | 58.28 | 94% | 2018-05-08 |
| 28126. | riyad (riyadtheracer) | 58.27 | 97% | 2022-06-11 |
| 28127. | Txrbo3 (txrbo3) | 58.27 | 96% | 2023-06-29 |
| 28128. | Arian (arianhou) | 58.27 | 95% | 2013-06-26 |
| 28129. | tamira (kktam) | 58.27 | — | 2009-08-09 |
| 28130. | Unad (unadtyper) | 58.26 | 95% | 2022-02-12 |
| 28131. | Alex (orfan1120) | 58.26 | 95% | 2019-10-17 |
| 28132. | Tjersti (tjersti) | 58.26 | — | 2008-12-04 |
| 28133. | Jags (jags_0101) | 58.26 | 97% | 2015-11-10 |
| 28134. | Nevil (nevil_007) | 58.25 | 94% | 2023-04-29 |
| 28135. | ScholarGoblin (scholargoblin) | 58.25 | 95% | 2023-06-05 |
| 28136. | João (joaoff69) | 58.25 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 28137. | Joe (rocket514) | 58.25 | — | 2011-04-22 |
| 28138. | chase (gmuhny) | 58.25 | 94% | 2013-11-17 |
| 28139. | Jossue (jossuecito) | 58.24 | 96% | 2018-09-06 |
| 28140. | 浩然 (whr88) | 58.24 | 97% | 2022-03-12 |
| 28141. | dvorak (div_dvorak) | 58.24 | 94% | 2021-01-15 |
| 28142. | Bibek (bibek2) | 58.24 | 96.4% | 2023-09-22 |
| 28143. | Ivy (riccia) | 58.24 | 89% | 2014-05-10 |
| 28144. | Will (wbarlo21) | 58.24 | — | 2011-01-19 |
| 28145. | rand (rand10) | 58.24 | 90% | 2011-07-08 |
| 28146. | john (john_p) | 58.24 | 96% | 2012-04-24 |
| 28147. | Hannah (hannahg) | 58.24 | — | 2009-04-30 |
| 28148. | Sander (brumba) | 58.24 | — | 2009-06-04 |
| 28149. | squid (imsquid) | 58.23 | 92% | 2014-05-31 |
| 28150. | Preben (prebztah) | 58.23 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 28151. | biswajit (devil2000) | 58.23 | 96% | 2021-06-25 |
| 28152. | Owen (randname1) | 58.23 | 94% | 2016-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |