As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1847. | z✨ (zakizamzami) | 114.80 | 97.3% | 2021-03-01 |
| 1848. | Cole (citizenrare) | 114.80 | 96% | 2016-05-06 |
| 1849. | Koma5 (xultronix) | 114.78 | 98.2% | 2025-02-25 |
| 1850. | Me (something_s) | 114.78 | 99% | 2021-07-25 |
| 1851. | 臭いよ (reljma) | 114.77 | 98% | 2023-01-03 |
| 1852. | arman (arman_types) | 114.75 | 98% | 2021-04-23 |
| 1853. | issa (issa_) | 114.73 | 98.2% | 2024-10-06 |
| 1854. | dat (xeochron) | 114.72 | 97% | 2022-03-29 |
| 1855. | James (jaaammes) | 114.72 | 92% | 2017-05-21 |
| 1856. | jae (jaeoh1994) | 114.72 | 99% | 2016-12-09 |
| 1857. | Chris (fhondubity) | 114.72 | 99% | 2017-06-17 |
| 1858. | no one (diendah) | 114.72 | 99% | 2019-12-10 |
| 1859. | Alexander (alexteddy888) | 114.71 | 93% | 2015-11-29 |
| 1860. | V (viktiro) | 114.66 | 97% | 2022-01-02 |
| 1861. | Opal (opal_p) | 114.66 | 95% | 2015-09-27 |
| 1862. | Josh (theunknownhero) | 114.66 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1863. | Harris (harriswong1233) | 114.65 | 97.8% | 2024-04-18 |
| 1864. | Bheta (bheta) | 114.65 | 98% | 2021-12-24 |
| 1865. | Gabe (polisciguy) | 114.61 | 97% | 2017-03-24 |
| 1866. | Jameson (j_helstrom) | 114.61 | 99% | 2023-11-05 |
| 1867. | Felix (thehappycatfelix) | 114.61 | 98.8% | 2023-09-12 |
| 1868. | Jordan (jdwor) | 114.60 | 97.7% | 2024-01-22 |
| 1869. | Jordan Terrell Carter (go2d... | 114.59 | 98% | 2024-05-09 |
| 1870. | TheoPhysicist (theophysicist) | 114.59 | 100% | 2023-06-03 |
| 1871. | album (album) | 114.57 | 97% | 2020-11-27 |
| 1872. | Blaziken (blas_) | 114.57 | 98.6% | 2021-01-27 |
| 1873. | Nick (nickthebic) | 114.56 | 99% | 2017-09-17 |
| 1874. | Bennett (cheapous) | 114.54 | 100% | 2019-03-21 |
| 1875. | Kali (themoogleknight) | 114.54 | 98% | 2022-08-20 |
| 1876. | Nicolas (nickneault) | 114.54 | 98% | 2016-08-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |