And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 33603. | tushar mathpal (tmathpal25) | 56.52 | 97% | 2022-05-19 |
| 33604. | Jimmy (jl978) | 56.52 | 95% | 2020-12-30 |
| 33605. | Juan (dostoevsky) | 56.52 | 96% | 2021-02-10 |
| 33606. | abdulwahab (jesri) | 56.52 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 33607. | Satish (tsatish297) | 56.51 | 89% | 2014-10-07 |
| 33608. | drop table (sonic0360) | 56.51 | 89% | 2015-04-10 |
| 33609. | biswajit (devil2000) | 56.51 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 33610. | Meinhardt (captaindouchecat) | 56.51 | 96% | 2023-08-13 |
| 33611. | lucas (lucascasane) | 56.51 | 97% | 2019-06-29 |
| 33612. | lalala (lalala10) | 56.51 | 96% | 2012-12-30 |
| 33613. | Sandwich (marlonbrandoseyes) | 56.50 | 96% | 2022-01-05 |
| 33614. | noe jr (noevash) | 56.50 | — | 2010-09-05 |
| 33615. | boiax (boiax) | 56.50 | 94% | 2022-01-18 |
| 33616. | minnie (hiitzmemini) | 56.50 | 96% | 2021-06-01 |
| 33617. | catalin (q0werty) | 56.50 | 95% | 2021-04-23 |
| 33618. | Stanley (stormchaserdude) | 56.49 | 97% | 2023-01-26 |
| 33619. | Lutful (lutful) | 56.48 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 33620. | bhavesh (bhanucsgo) | 56.48 | 96% | 2021-07-16 |
| 33621. | Gyanendra (gyanshukla) | 56.47 | 95% | 2021-04-10 |
| 33622. | Sharko (challengerrr) | 56.47 | 96% | 2021-09-18 |
| 33623. | RAVINDER (rsainichd) | 56.47 | 96% | 2023-09-11 |
| 33624. | nhan (dcc01) | 56.47 | 93% | 2012-02-21 |
| 33625. | Rachel (rachelboey) | 56.47 | 91% | 2013-04-10 |
| 33626. | ashaq (ashaq.bhat@yahoo.com) | 56.46 | 91% | 2016-11-27 |
| 33627. | Josip (jkova_96) | 56.46 | 96% | 2023-07-25 |
| 33628. | MinIcArdI (minicardi) | 56.46 | 91% | 2014-01-17 |
| 33629. | Aakash (aakashakbar) | 56.46 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
| 33630. | Todd (dongfengca) | 56.46 | — | 2010-03-26 |
| 33631. | Sunita (sunita9) | 56.46 | 96% | 2021-02-17 |
| 33632. | Alisonnnn (alisonnnn) | 56.45 | 96% | 2015-02-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |