So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 26940. | Alice (corrupt_smurf) | 57.56 | 94% | 2012-07-10 |
| 26941. | Hiruto (hiruto_kun) | 57.56 | 95% | 2021-08-13 |
| 26942. | Bumburnyák (vartam7) | 57.56 | 95% | 2016-10-25 |
| 26943. | Jackie (jackie3923) | 57.56 | 89% | 2011-08-08 |
| 26944. | ☠ ₴ u ₪ i ₤ ☠ (su... | 57.56 | 95% | 2012-12-04 |
| 26945. | Aisha (needforspeed_) | 57.55 | 96% | 2022-03-20 |
| 26946. | Aaryan (goatgoat1) | 57.55 | 96% | 2023-10-25 |
| 26947. | failure (pipy26) | 57.55 | 94% | 2021-04-22 |
| 26948. | edward (edwarddd) | 57.55 | 94% | 2019-06-05 |
| 26949. | MJ (mmjj) | 57.55 | 97% | 2013-12-01 |
| 26950. | Ali (ali_r88) | 57.54 | 96% | 2023-03-05 |
| 26951. | No (noslurp) | 57.54 | 96% | 2020-02-08 |
| 26952. | Benson (flowery_robot) | 57.54 | 94% | 2021-02-07 |
| 26953. | KenLCT (kenlct) | 57.54 | — | 2009-06-22 |
| 26954. | Ben (lypang) | 57.54 | — | 2010-09-18 |
| 26955. | Pips (pips87) | 57.54 | 96% | 2016-07-20 |
| 26956. | beanbean (beanbean312) | 57.53 | 93% | 2012-03-29 |
| 26957. | Bhaavan (bhaavan0605) | 57.53 | 98% | 2023-05-23 |
| 26958. | AMIR (zsapom) | 57.53 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
| 26959. | Cade (cadelanktree) | 57.53 | 90% | 2016-12-09 |
| 26960. | luyong (xuluyong) | 57.53 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 26961. | MeharG (oashahbaz007) | 57.53 | 91% | 2014-11-20 |
| 26962. | Gio (g_yoyo) | 57.53 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 26963. | Amie (asears76) | 57.53 | 94% | 2012-01-04 |
| 26964. | shmuel (shmuel555) | 57.52 | 97% | 2021-08-02 |
| 26965. | Natix (natix) | 57.52 | 93% | 2021-05-09 |
| 26966. | スヌープ (snoopdog69) | 57.52 | 94% | 2016-05-18 |
| 26967. | Tefi (tefilicious) | 57.51 | 95.8% | 2023-09-13 |
| 26968. | Jason (jasonrhansen) | 57.51 | 96% | 2023-07-09 |
| 26969. | yagil (cr1tzie) | 57.51 | 93% | 2017-12-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |