As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14618. | Max (max_6058) | 73.74 | 96% | 2022-03-16 |
| 14619. | Gabriel (flide) | 73.74 | 97% | 2020-11-30 |
| 14620. | NorthernNinja (northernninj... | 73.73 | 96% | 2018-05-26 |
| 14621. | ebi (minhosbundles) | 73.73 | 96% | 2023-02-06 |
| 14622. | Zito (zrelova) | 73.73 | 96% | 2020-09-06 |
| 14623. | Tobi (kennykatsu) | 73.73 | 93% | 2015-05-14 |
| 14624. | Quang (lavecoi) | 73.73 | 92% | 2016-11-18 |
| 14625. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 73.72 | 94.6% | 2021-03-01 |
| 14626. | nani (typingfever) | 73.72 | 95% | 2020-03-09 |
| 14627. | Recorder (recorderenthusiast) | 73.71 | 96% | 2019-11-15 |
| 14628. | dincer (dincer1998) | 73.71 | 96% | 2021-04-03 |
| 14629. | LAO (legendoflaohan) | 73.71 | 98.8% | 2023-12-23 |
| 14630. | Matt (mtxas) | 73.70 | 98.2% | 2024-08-14 |
| 14631. | Mikko (mkrk) | 73.70 | 96% | 2018-10-08 |
| 14632. | Achoo (ach0o) | 73.70 | 96% | 2020-12-19 |
| 14633. | JeanValjean (johnvaljohn) | 73.70 | 98% | 2016-10-26 |
| 14634. | Buttercup (buttercuphehe) | 73.69 | 97% | 2025-03-25 |
| 14635. | Dyslexic_J (jamjar_) | 73.69 | 96% | 2022-12-17 |
| 14636. | ves (bgrade) | 73.69 | 97% | 2020-05-10 |
| 14637. | Marshi (audeus) | 73.68 | 96% | 2025-03-15 |
| 14638. | 4lg0r1thm (s4int) | 73.68 | 96% | 2018-08-17 |
| 14639. | kasra (kasraclan) | 73.68 | 98% | 2025-12-24 |
| 14640. | Isaiah (buckhalton) | 73.68 | 95% | 2018-12-22 |
| 14641. | Zeff (itszeff) | 73.68 | 95% | 2020-11-03 |
| 14642. | Crystal (fourwheelingmomma) | 73.68 | 94% | 2016-05-24 |
| 14643. | greg (boctrorgc) | 73.67 | 98.2% | 2023-10-29 |
| 14644. | H (harbopanda) | 73.66 | 96% | 2019-01-25 |
| 14645. | Nic (nicnej) | 73.66 | 95.9% | 2024-03-26 |
| 14646. | noside (edzil1007) | 73.66 | 94% | 2015-08-16 |
| 14647. | xMdb (xmdb) | 73.65 | 97% | 2018-12-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |