I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer off-handedly, "Oh, I imagine." I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.
—from Palm Sunday, a book by Kurt Vonnegut
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2922. | ಠ_ಥ (torgunz) | 108.05 | 97% | 2019-05-23 |
| 2923. | Weichao (chaoyunfat) | 108.05 | 87% | 2014-07-13 |
| 2924. | Matthew (d3f1n3d) | 108.04 | 98% | 2020-11-26 |
| 2925. | Cowbell (morris_l) | 108.04 | 96% | 2022-02-06 |
| 2926. | 6969 (silky_) | 108.04 | 97% | 2023-09-24 |
| 2927. | nothingtoprove (9000) | 108.03 | — | 2009-03-02 |
| 2928. | (jeelimm) | 108.02 | 99% | 2020-12-09 |
| 2929. | chkhikvanormelia (chkhikvan... | 108.01 | 98% | 2025-10-21 |
| 2930. | Kelvin (winlost2) | 108.00 | 100% | 2021-04-17 |
| 2931. | (euphoria101) | 108.00 | 98% | 2015-11-11 |
| 2932. | www.twitch.tv/happleton (el... | 108.00 | 98% | 2015-01-18 |
| 2933. | Louis (meenepo) | 107.98 | 98% | 2023-03-10 |
| 2934. | Buggati Beetle (dwiil) | 107.97 | 98% | 2020-07-31 |
| 2935. | Shawn (magicpoop) | 107.97 | 95% | 2015-11-10 |
| 2936. | Dvorak (xchoc) | 107.97 | 99% | 2017-02-17 |
| 2937. | A (ajengel84) | 107.97 | — | 2009-09-11 |
| 2938. | tesla (bgin) | 107.96 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 2939. | gregory the caracal (johnnew) | 107.95 | 96% | 2020-05-14 |
| 2940. | Karen (karen12) | 107.94 | 98% | 2014-11-11 |
| 2941. | (harvey_010101) | 107.94 | — | 2010-04-23 |
| 2942. | Cove (cove) | 107.92 | 100% | 2016-04-17 |
| 2943. | Maurício (mauricioc) | 107.92 | — | 2010-04-02 |
| 2944. | (defyinggravity2009@hotmai... | 107.90 | 99% | 2017-08-11 |
| 2945. | Emil (memeej) | 107.90 | 89% | 2015-04-05 |
| 2946. | (justinekerrisgay) | 107.89 | 93% | 2016-10-18 |
| 2947. | (tensai91) | 107.89 | 99% | 2014-09-26 |
| 2948. | Wyz (wyzzard123) | 107.88 | 97% | 2016-10-11 |
| 2949. | Kris (disarray) | 107.86 | 96% | 2014-11-06 |
| 2950. | (bilzzard15) | 107.85 | 98% | 2017-06-09 |
| 2951. | Charles (charlesbrach) | 107.85 | 98% | 2012-01-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 114,006 | 70.11 | September 30, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 330 | 69.77 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 14 | 39.41 | January 24, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 70.48 | January 31, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 3 | 54.30 | July 12, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 2 | 39.76 | December 20, 2012 |