The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 16026. | Dazze (xjhanrayx) | 78.16 | 96% | 2023-04-11 |
| 16027. | Ben (mrcas1) | 78.16 | 92% | 2012-10-25 |
| 16028. | Dylan (dmc71298) | 78.16 | 97% | 2021-06-18 |
| 16029. | Cosmic (cosmicuser) | 78.16 | 96% | 2020-09-13 |
| 16030. | ChangeS (changes99) | 78.15 | 96% | 2022-09-25 |
| 16031. | 键盘毁灭者 (something_... | 78.15 | 99% | 2020-09-15 |
| 16032. | Philip (mil0ck) | 78.15 | 92% | 2014-09-20 |
| 16033. | not rage (sadge47) | 78.15 | 98% | 2021-03-19 |
| 16034. | Pat (platts) | 78.15 | 98% | 2016-03-25 |
| 16035. | John (exodinez) | 78.15 | 94% | 2013-10-18 |
| 16036. | Joey (varanice) | 78.15 | 96% | 2012-11-30 |
| 16037. | doubleyew (touchtypist99) | 78.14 | 90% | 2015-10-24 |
| 16038. | Diego (dantepw) | 78.14 | 92% | 2013-10-04 |
| 16039. | Steve (mcgee_00) | 78.14 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 16040. | John (johnl) | 78.14 | — | 2009-03-16 |
| 16041. | Breen (gajuwakaghajini) | 78.14 | 94% | 2012-12-17 |
| 16042. | Aadithiya Mitra (aadithiyat... | 78.13 | 97% | 2023-08-18 |
| 16043. | CJ (lysergent) | 78.13 | 96% | 2022-09-11 |
| 16044. | lev (lev_x64) | 78.13 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 16045. | ILUVpwny (iluvpwny) | 78.13 | 96% | 2023-05-04 |
| 16046. | PhazedAU (phazedau) | 78.13 | 91% | 2017-01-06 |
| 16047. | silver (gr0ff) | 78.13 | 97% | 2021-11-12 |
| 16048. | Kay (verifyid) | 78.13 | — | 2011-03-16 |
| 16049. | Adam (adman1986) | 78.13 | 98% | 2017-09-13 |
| 16050. | Matt (genios) | 78.13 | 99% | 2014-04-13 |
| 16051. | Brian (bfitz88) | 78.13 | 97% | 2016-02-10 |
| 16052. | Micah (metro42) | 78.12 | 96% | 2023-01-04 |
| 16053. | Ivan (aybangemszzz) | 78.12 | 98% | 2023-09-25 |
| 16054. | central_ba (central_ba) | 78.12 | 96% | 2021-04-04 |
| 16055. | Neal (nealfinne) | 78.12 | 97% | 2017-02-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |