As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5247. | (lbjturnup) | 96.80 | 96% | 2016-03-17 |
| 5248. | (johnreyy13) | 96.79 | 97% | 2021-01-23 |
| 5249. | MST (stereotypist) | 96.79 | 98.6% | 2024-06-27 |
| 5250. | LEntless (lentless) | 96.79 | 98% | 2018-04-28 |
| 5251. | (jooooooo) | 96.79 | 96% | 2019-07-24 |
| 5252. | (sundayjim) | 96.79 | 99% | 2015-11-29 |
| 5253. | Yemeni (967bytes) | 96.79 | 99% | 2018-03-26 |
| 5254. | (cyanophycean314) | 96.78 | 95% | 2016-07-22 |
| 5255. | (123pythagoras123) | 96.78 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 5256. | ralleballe (razmuz) | 96.77 | 93% | 2016-04-22 |
| 5257. | (419driver) | 96.77 | 97% | 2024-02-15 |
| 5258. | (chase60hz) | 96.77 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
| 5259. | (mattwarren306) | 96.76 | 98% | 2023-01-30 |
| 5260. | (batibot323) | 96.76 | 96% | 2015-05-25 |
| 5261. | Vroom! (laptopguy) | 96.76 | 99% | 2022-07-29 |
| 5262. | (deiplz) | 96.76 | 97% | 2021-03-08 |
| 5263. | Sumit Prasad (beyonderr) | 96.75 | 99.1% | 2023-05-15 |
| 5264. | HANNI PHAM (batashoe) | 96.75 | 98.4% | 2024-11-06 |
| 5265. | (kimandoxs) | 96.75 | 98% | 2023-02-22 |
| 5266. | (alxs_1) | 96.75 | 98% | 2023-10-12 |
| 5267. | (mango_mango_mango) | 96.75 | 98% | 2022-08-05 |
| 5268. | (angels2002) | 96.75 | 97% | 2015-06-06 |
| 5269. | Handsome Boy Modeling Schoo... | 96.75 | 99% | 2018-03-10 |
| 5270. | (sondv) | 96.74 | 98% | 2019-04-26 |
| 5271. | (persov) | 96.74 | 97% | 2021-10-15 |
| 5272. | (awcarroll) | 96.74 | 98% | 2019-05-08 |
| 5273. | (alan2021233) | 96.74 | 97% | 2021-03-24 |
| 5274. | (erinscoggin) | 96.74 | 99% | 2021-03-01 |
| 5275. | (1leggedhorse) | 96.74 | 97% | 2015-09-27 |
| 5276. | Humza (humzini) | 96.73 | 96% | 2024-05-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |