Look man... I can't watch this. I can't take this torture no more, I can't... I can't watch this. Pay the bills, station break. Break it down! Operators are standing by. Cubic zirconium necklace. You're soaking in it. And our fabulous swimsuit issue. When you've got a headache this big. Read the book. This is your brain on drugs. I've fallen and I can't get up!
—from I Can't Watch This, a song by "Weird Al" Yankovic
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1262. | スレトロン (slethron) | 89.97 | 97% | 2020-12-18 |
| 1263. | Chaman Jocho Mwaguadabo (al... | 89.96 | 98% | 2019-02-01 |
| 1264. | Phu (nvp2211) | 89.95 | 99% | 2020-12-13 |
| 1265. | rach (springjinx) | 89.93 | 97% | 2019-10-31 |
| 1266. | Maxwell (arkensol) | 89.92 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
| 1267. | Kreschnav (kreschnav) | 89.88 | 98% | 2020-02-26 |
| 1268. | Speedy (flux2k) | 89.87 | 97% | 2020-08-10 |
| 1269. | hades / dimagno (dimagster) | 89.87 | 97% | 2019-04-01 |
| 1270. | Jaxon (icypsyche) | 89.86 | 96% | 2020-09-02 |
| 1271. | Michael (thechosenguan1999) | 89.86 | 98% | 2020-04-30 |
| 1272. | 395 ad. (ypri1) | 89.86 | 98% | 2019-06-06 |
| 1273. | Hadzem (hazeiio) | 89.81 | 98% | 2018-09-28 |
| 1274. | Marek (ksydry) | 89.79 | 98% | 2018-11-06 |
| 1275. | Oneness (dreamtime) | 89.76 | 98% | 2019-11-16 |
| 1276. | Mark (markymarky05) | 89.75 | 98% | 2018-01-26 |
| 1277. | Siraj (spidywebs) | 89.75 | 98% | 2019-08-30 |
| 1278. | Johan (oxpost) | 89.74 | 98% | 2019-08-22 |
| 1279. | Beksultan (bexultan) | 89.74 | 99% | 2020-03-05 |
| 1280. | ronaldo (ronaldo_gao) | 89.72 | 99% | 2019-03-04 |
| 1281. | A (fdsjaklfdsaj) | 89.70 | 99% | 2020-11-17 |
| 1282. | Rick Astley (artistry) | 89.70 | 97% | 2019-07-09 |
| 1283. | kbd warior (spykids3) | 89.67 | 99% | 2020-12-16 |
| 1284. | benjals (absolutetrashcan) | 89.65 | 98% | 2018-03-11 |
| 1285. | Mesha (meshaedwardson) | 89.62 | 98% | 2019-11-07 |
| 1286. | 0 (gochoo) | 89.60 | 98% | 2017-07-19 |
| 1287. | Zaynski (zaynium) | 89.59 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 1288. | Bara (mrbobby) | 89.59 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 1289. | Klopsu (klopsu) | 89.59 | 97% | 2018-05-08 |
| 1290. | Manuel (scholz) | 89.55 | 97% | 2019-12-29 |
| 1291. | Toyota (websitejunkie) | 89.54 | 94% | 2019-10-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 8,595 | 76.89 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 91.61 | March 4, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 55.43 | August 1, 2020 |
| Sean Wrona's Universe | 1 | 171.18 | April 16, 2017 |