So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 28376. | Branched (branchedstem) | 55.61 | 93% | 2021-04-13 |
| 28377. | Cameron (cameron28202) | 55.61 | 92% | 2018-09-27 |
| 28378. | john (john_p) | 55.61 | 91% | 2012-05-11 |
| 28379. | Zuan (syezo_08) | 55.60 | 96% | 2022-09-19 |
| 28380. | dafiyoung (dafiyoung) | 55.60 | 97% | 2022-05-12 |
| 28381. | Michele (the_dog_ui) | 55.60 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 28382. | Himanshu (himanshu_sahni) | 55.60 | 94% | 2021-06-23 |
| 28383. | raj (lovelyraj) | 55.60 | 93% | 2012-04-30 |
| 28384. | Bennett (bennito4) | 55.59 | 86% | 2015-02-11 |
| 28385. | Benxin (fishporridge) | 55.59 | 96% | 2023-01-23 |
| 28386. | Javainius (javainius) | 55.59 | 96.2% | 2023-10-17 |
| 28387. | Mohamad Qattan (m_qattan) | 55.59 | 95% | 2023-10-21 |
| 28388. | R. (yeetertheskeeter) | 55.59 | 97% | 2021-01-12 |
| 28389. | Wesley (upurs) | 55.59 | 87% | 2011-07-03 |
| 28390. | ro (romaklai) | 55.59 | — | 2010-12-05 |
| 28391. | Brian (mrfixit42) | 55.59 | — | 2010-11-24 |
| 28392. | Akash (akashps) | 55.58 | 93% | 2015-01-27 |
| 28393. | ibrahim (ibrahiem) | 55.58 | 96% | 2023-05-31 |
| 28394. | Bdog (bdogblue) | 55.58 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 28395. | Katie (ktspractice) | 55.58 | 98% | 2018-06-15 |
| 28396. | pirach (torlek) | 55.58 | 97% | 2012-08-26 |
| 28397. | Audrey (lil_bit23) | 55.58 | — | 2008-10-30 |
| 28398. | Towards (better2besimple) | 55.58 | 94% | 2014-10-26 |
| 28399. | Shnyll (shnyll10) | 55.57 | 97% | 2021-10-13 |
| 28400. | John (avedude1o) | 55.57 | 96% | 2021-01-16 |
| 28401. | Vlasis (frog0) | 55.57 | 95% | 2017-12-14 |
| 28402. | Chiemeka (iamlordaubrey) | 55.57 | 94% | 2017-01-04 |
| 28403. | Orejitas (orejitas) | 55.57 | 98% | 2012-11-14 |
| 28404. | Tuong (tuong_slow) | 55.56 | 93% | 2021-04-30 |
| 28405. | Alex (alexnoone) | 55.56 | 97% | 2020-04-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |