The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31919. | N1GHTM4R3 (k00k134p4) | 40.43 | 93% | 2022-01-12 |
| 31920. | AppleSnap (applesnap_1) | 40.40 | 92% | 2021-06-22 |
| 31921. | Raiky (raik) | 40.30 | 93% | 2018-05-18 |
| 31922. | PolishBorderIsOpen (lunchbo... | 40.29 | 93% | 2020-09-04 |
| 31923. | doan (muoimuoi) | 40.27 | — | 2010-01-26 |
| 31924. | Nahid Hasan Pallab (pallab4... | 40.26 | 94% | 2023-05-26 |
| 31925. | Rishi (rishi_id) | 40.25 | 87% | 2015-04-06 |
| 31926. | Ho Sy (desmond597) | 40.25 | 81% | 2013-05-04 |
| 31927. | Suman (sumanprasad8796) | 40.20 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 31928. | fname (jodeapple) | 40.15 | 81% | 2016-04-10 |
| 31929. | ortal (ortalevin) | 40.06 | 92% | 2014-01-24 |
| 31930. | leonardo (lokiu4869) | 40.04 | 94% | 2012-10-21 |
| 31931. | Sober (sober_all_day) | 40.03 | 92% | 2023-06-04 |
| 31932. | arron (deatheaven) | 39.98 | 94% | 2023-09-09 |
| 31933. | ig=muzi.priva (muzamil69) | 39.97 | 97% | 2021-11-18 |
| 31934. | Sarala (sarala1) | 39.96 | 94% | 2022-02-21 |
| 31935. | Bethany (bethanyhicks) | 39.89 | 92% | 2012-11-05 |
| 31936. | varun (kaakusharma) | 39.85 | 94% | 2012-02-02 |
| 31937. | CashD (cashd) | 39.83 | — | 2010-11-17 |
| 31938. | Ivan (ivek) | 39.74 | 82% | 2015-06-21 |
| 31939. | Made_in_India (neetigya_cha... | 39.72 | 91% | 2020-08-29 |
| 31940. | lizzie (lizzie1996) | 39.58 | 88% | 2016-12-19 |
| 31941. | K N (ananthan2k) | 39.54 | 95% | 2020-08-10 |
| 31942. | ᗜ Tim (timothyaveni_plover) | 39.43 | 89% | 2018-09-30 |
| 31943. | gaitonde (amul02) | 39.24 | 93.5% | 2021-01-31 |
| 31944. | Abu Raziel (abu_raziel) | 39.23 | 95% | 2014-11-02 |
| 31945. | leo (leodnatbet) | 39.18 | 91% | 2012-07-20 |
| 31946. | Sevara (simusaraa) | 39.14 | 94% | 2022-04-22 |
| 31947. | Lyr (vazzle) | 39.13 | 19% | 2014-05-18 |
| 31948. | Diddy (di01) | 38.82 | 90% | 2017-05-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |