Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12661. | park (jiministhebest) | 80.80 | 97% | 2023-03-31 |
| 12662. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 80.80 | 97.3% | 2023-09-09 |
| 12663. | O (hyzz) | 80.79 | 95% | 2015-02-22 |
| 12664. | Paul (syvek) | 80.79 | 95% | 2011-10-13 |
| 12665. | Mike (magcmike) | 80.79 | 97% | 2016-11-01 |
| 12666. | James (kingbob192) | 80.79 | 97% | 2021-07-04 |
| 12667. | YEet (yeeaat) | 80.79 | 98% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12668. | Nvght (xnvght) | 80.79 | 98% | 2019-01-08 |
| 12669. | Amilton (amiltonjr) | 80.79 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
| 12670. | Key (malformant) | 80.79 | 98% | 2022-10-16 |
| 12671. | jonathan (jonathan234) | 80.79 | 97% | 2023-10-25 |
| 12672. | Lioncio (lioncio12) | 80.79 | 98% | 2022-12-06 |
| 12673. | Jason (jasonsupreme) | 80.78 | — | 2010-10-04 |
| 12674. | Boss (velocitya) | 80.78 | — | 2010-11-21 |
| 12675. | Shreeman (shreemanspike1234) | 80.78 | 96% | 2021-04-27 |
| 12676. | Random (random_stranger) | 80.78 | 97% | 2022-03-11 |
| 12677. | Beth (beth5507) | 80.77 | 95% | 2015-04-28 |
| 12678. | Clive (black2dark1) | 80.77 | 95% | 2016-01-28 |
| 12679. | Capn (capncakes) | 80.77 | — | 2009-08-23 |
| 12680. | E (eelbert) | 80.77 | 94% | 2012-10-18 |
| 12681. | Björn (typeracerguy) | 80.77 | 94% | 2012-02-13 |
| 12682. | Priv (priv_punisher) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-01-20 |
| 12683. | Murk (marchell0) | 80.77 | 95% | 2022-03-23 |
| 12684. | Cmplete Idiot Too many typo... | 80.76 | 91% | 2013-06-29 |
| 12685. | Philip (teardust) | 80.76 | 98% | 2013-04-26 |
| 12686. | yesman (yesman9527) | 80.76 | 98% | 2022-04-16 |
| 12687. | leeharveyoswald (lee_harvey... | 80.76 | 98.2% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12688. | Dmytro (djolas2) | 80.75 | 97% | 2012-04-27 |
| 12689. | Binbin (nibnib) | 80.75 | 97% | 2016-03-12 |
| 12690. | Filipe (fgsguedes) | 80.75 | 99% | 2012-10-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |