The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9583. | Bob (bobtehguy) | 88.82 | 96% | 2020-10-31 |
| 9584. | Kat (kitkatackley) | 88.82 | 95% | 2014-02-24 |
| 9585. | Viktor (knifenoob) | 88.81 | 97% | 2021-07-09 |
| 9586. | ph (phmi) | 88.81 | 99% | 2018-12-01 |
| 9587. | Turtle (turtiee) | 88.81 | 95% | 2017-05-13 |
| 9588. | Spencer Ryan (digitalspenz) | 88.81 | 99% | 2014-06-24 |
| 9589. | Sandesh (sandeshjoshi) | 88.80 | 97.5% | 2024-04-18 |
| 9590. | Two (two2) | 88.80 | 90% | 2013-04-18 |
| 9591. | Darwin (niwradsoft) | 88.80 | 97% | 2011-08-28 |
| 9592. | Vyktor (kingvyktor45) | 88.80 | 98.3% | 2024-02-16 |
| 9593. | yglc (yglc) | 88.79 | 99% | 2024-05-30 |
| 9594. | AJ (bacon_is_life) | 88.79 | 98% | 2019-12-01 |
| 9595. | Happy (candy02058912) | 88.79 | 98% | 2020-08-26 |
| 9596. | Chocolat (ichocolat) | 88.79 | 94% | 2014-06-18 |
| 9597. | Ivan (agrus) | 88.79 | 99% | 2020-05-30 |
| 9598. | Dan (wrightdp) | 88.79 | 95% | 2016-03-25 |
| 9599. | xx (x_cx_cc_j) | 88.78 | 98.5% | 2025-04-04 |
| 9600. | Syhn (syhn) | 88.78 | 99% | 2024-10-25 |
| 9601. | norble (norble) | 88.78 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 9602. | Fritzchen (fritzchen) | 88.78 | 96.9% | 2024-12-22 |
| 9603. | C R Aswin (cr_aswin_) | 88.78 | 99% | 2025-06-07 |
| 9604. | solartempest (solartempest) | 88.78 | 97% | 2021-07-02 |
| 9605. | sk1llet (skilletboy) | 88.78 | 98.3% | 2023-11-25 |
| 9606. | Majed (bestwifi) | 88.78 | 96% | 2024-04-25 |
| 9607. | Race (im_not_cheating_ur_wi... | 88.78 | 97% | 2022-06-10 |
| 9608. | Drake (sayonarasan) | 88.78 | 87% | 2015-03-10 |
| 9609. | Mihai (beavercleaver) | 88.78 | — | 2011-03-05 |
| 9610. | Ray (rj444) | 88.77 | 97% | 2024-07-19 |
| 9611. | Elcid (elcidvirgel) | 88.77 | 96.8% | 2024-06-23 |
| 9612. | deceptive (sergisreal) | 88.77 | 97% | 2021-07-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |