So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25721. | Gustavo (yoosteen) | 59.24 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 25722. | Marcel (akkerman) | 59.24 | 90% | 2016-12-24 |
| 25723. | bayu (bayurespati) | 59.24 | 94% | 2021-12-01 |
| 25724. | Polom (polomfileni) | 59.24 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 25725. | Dave (chichi) | 59.24 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 25726. | Izhar Ali (izhar368) | 59.24 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 25727. | Pearl (amphetamine) | 59.24 | 85% | 2011-11-06 |
| 25728. | Zahven (zahven) | 59.23 | 93% | 2021-02-09 |
| 25729. | Slowerthanyou (plowsokecampos) | 59.23 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 25730. | Marko (markovuc) | 59.23 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 25731. | son (sonvan) | 59.23 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| 25732. | derpy ツ (derpaliciousyness) | 59.23 | 89% | 2014-09-11 |
| 25733. | Nathan (harold_shipman) | 59.22 | 95% | 2023-01-26 |
| 25734. | Leangveng (leangveng) | 59.22 | 91% | 2016-06-26 |
| 25735. | Phú (universestartheky22) | 59.22 | 95% | 2017-03-15 |
| 25736. | Ake100 (ake100) | 59.22 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 25737. | Mark (pap1) | 59.21 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 25738. | Junaed (junaed_siam) | 59.21 | 96% | 2021-05-02 |
| 25739. | Gabriel (gibbigobgab) | 59.21 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 25740. | James (jjhertz) | 59.21 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 25741. | Korezu (nyanuwin) | 59.21 | 94% | 2021-12-11 |
| 25742. | Cloud (bestplayercloud) | 59.21 | 95.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 25743. | Jenny (angelicjenny) | 59.21 | 89% | 2012-05-19 |
| 25744. | Herlina (herlinaastari) | 59.21 | 91% | 2015-03-13 |
| 25745. | Shafaqat (shafaqatali) | 59.21 | 98% | 2012-10-17 |
| 25746. | Ace (acezachary) | 59.20 | 93% | 2014-08-17 |
| 25747. | MK-47 (construct) | 59.20 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 25748. | Laura (tessablue) | 59.20 | 94% | 2015-12-24 |
| 25749. | MariusTheGr8 (mariusthegreat) | 59.20 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 25750. | . (kurami) | 59.20 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |