So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 25928. | Gustavo (yoosteen) | 59.24 | 97% | 2021-12-18 |
| 25929. | Marcel (akkerman) | 59.24 | 90% | 2016-12-24 |
| 25930. | bayu (bayurespati) | 59.24 | 94% | 2021-12-01 |
| 25931. | Polom (polomfileni) | 59.24 | 97% | 2021-01-24 |
| 25932. | Dave (chichi) | 59.24 | — | 2008-08-19 |
| 25933. | Izhar Ali (izhar368) | 59.24 | 97% | 2022-11-07 |
| 25934. | Pearl (amphetamine) | 59.24 | 85% | 2011-11-06 |
| 25935. | Zahven (zahven) | 59.23 | 93% | 2021-02-09 |
| 25936. | Slowerthanyou (plowsokecampos) | 59.23 | 96% | 2020-09-14 |
| 25937. | Marko (markovuc) | 59.23 | — | 2011-01-26 |
| 25938. | son (sonvan) | 59.23 | — | 2009-10-04 |
| 25939. | derpy ツ (derpaliciousyness) | 59.23 | 89% | 2014-09-11 |
| 25940. | Nathan (harold_shipman) | 59.22 | 95% | 2023-01-26 |
| 25941. | Leangveng (leangveng) | 59.22 | 91% | 2016-06-26 |
| 25942. | Phú (universestartheky22) | 59.22 | 95% | 2017-03-15 |
| 25943. | Ake100 (ake100) | 59.22 | — | 2010-09-26 |
| 25944. | Mark (pap1) | 59.21 | 96% | 2021-10-06 |
| 25945. | Junaed (junaed_siam) | 59.21 | 96% | 2021-05-02 |
| 25946. | Gabriel (gibbigobgab) | 59.21 | 97% | 2023-08-29 |
| 25947. | James (jjhertz) | 59.21 | 97% | 2021-09-11 |
| 25948. | Korezu (nyanuwin) | 59.21 | 94% | 2021-12-11 |
| 25949. | Cloud (bestplayercloud) | 59.21 | 95.7% | 2021-02-25 |
| 25950. | Jenny (angelicjenny) | 59.21 | 89% | 2012-05-19 |
| 25951. | Herlina (herlinaastari) | 59.21 | 91% | 2015-03-13 |
| 25952. | Shafaqat (shafaqatali) | 59.21 | 98% | 2012-10-17 |
| 25953. | Ace (acezachary) | 59.20 | 93% | 2014-08-17 |
| 25954. | MK-47 (construct) | 59.20 | 98% | 2021-11-14 |
| 25955. | Laura (tessablue) | 59.20 | 94% | 2015-12-24 |
| 25956. | MariusTheGr8 (mariusthegreat) | 59.20 | 96% | 2021-07-28 |
| 25957. | . (kurami) | 59.20 | 96% | 2021-01-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |