The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 18309. | YuHsiang (louisrt) | 74.66 | 98% | 2018-12-18 |
| 18310. | Nathan (nathanajah) | 74.65 | 92% | 2012-02-25 |
| 18311. | John (mernst) | 74.65 | 97% | 2021-08-26 |
| 18312. | pnjzz.colemakDH (pnjzz) | 74.65 | 97% | 2020-07-25 |
| 18313. | Luftim (luftim) | 74.65 | 97% | 2015-04-30 |
| 18314. | Sarah (snmn211) | 74.65 | — | 2008-08-27 |
| 18315. | lmns (lmns) | 74.65 | 94% | 2014-07-03 |
| 18316. | dudu (dudu1061) | 74.64 | 95% | 2016-12-31 |
| 18317. | Maria (mariatran9) | 74.64 | — | 2008-09-01 |
| 18318. | kamalesan (kamalesan) | 74.64 | 98% | 2022-03-12 |
| 18319. | xdm (cbk808) | 74.64 | 99% | 2020-11-12 |
| 18320. | Ramon (xaccess) | 74.64 | 89% | 2013-12-06 |
| 18321. | Jay (slowhand8824) | 74.64 | 96% | 2017-02-05 |
| 18322. | René (rene_) | 74.64 | 96% | 2012-12-13 |
| 18323. | Pete (phoc41) | 74.64 | 92% | 2013-11-23 |
| 18324. | Dan (dam121594) | 74.64 | 90% | 2015-10-08 |
| 18325. | muffin (me3rhymes) | 74.63 | 94% | 2017-12-11 |
| 18326. | InnerPotat (innerpotat) | 74.63 | 95% | 2020-10-08 |
| 18327. | E (wildsuperfire3) | 74.63 | 96% | 2022-05-04 |
| 18328. | Taz (tazdevil) | 74.63 | — | 2008-12-01 |
| 18329. | Alexandre (speedocubealex) | 74.63 | 95% | 2017-03-06 |
| 18330. | Sheldon (godspeedmango) | 74.63 | 90% | 2016-02-15 |
| 18331. | Bob (bertramc) | 74.63 | — | 2010-07-09 |
| 18332. | ThiYaTi (thiyati) | 74.62 | 98% | 2023-01-11 |
| 18333. | phauxy (phauxy) | 74.62 | 96% | 2022-12-24 |
| 18334. | Toddy (toddies) | 74.62 | 98% | 2021-03-22 |
| 18335. | Ed (lonerguy) | 74.62 | 96% | 2016-08-26 |
| 18336. | Stephenhs (stephenhs) | 74.62 | 92% | 2014-03-19 |
| 18337. | RIP (kidnappster) | 74.62 | 92% | 2014-08-11 |
| 18338. | Peter (perokema) | 74.62 | 95% | 2013-02-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |