I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced.
—from Hyperbole and a half, a book by Alexandra Brosh
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2799. | ArteagaMichael (michael34) | 81.31 | 96% | 2024-12-25 |
| 2800. | KingKirb (kingkirb) | 81.31 | 97% | 2024-11-25 |
| 2801. | Swifty (swiftman007) | 81.30 | 99.4% | 2025-01-13 |
| 2802. | Zachcos (zachcos) | 81.30 | 97% | 2025-11-21 |
| 2803. | dayum (jaehabag33) | 81.29 | 96.5% | 2024-03-14 |
| 2804. | shudd3r (shudd3r) | 81.26 | 97% | 2025-08-10 |
| 2805. | ASOK (asok121) | 81.25 | 98% | 2024-08-26 |
| 2806. | sonicbedict (sonicbedict) | 81.21 | 97% | 2025-02-27 |
| 2807. | matan (malsonic) | 81.19 | 98% | 2026-05-06 |
| 2808. | NeToX (netox) | 81.17 | 98% | 2024-07-23 |
| 2809. | ahmed (ahmed202) | 81.15 | 97% | 2025-06-03 |
| 2810. | elemental (asy_coder) | 81.15 | 97% | 2025-06-12 |
| 2811. | CJ (blacky_08) | 81.13 | 95.2% | 2025-05-07 |
| 2812. | WhatTheHotDog (tdsar102094) | 81.13 | 95% | 2025-09-25 |
| 2813. | zijun0502 (zijun0502) | 81.12 | 96.3% | 2024-10-30 |
| 2814. | Diz (dzlzrd) | 81.12 | 97.5% | 2025-03-12 |
| 2815. | bob frost (bertoort) | 81.11 | 97% | 2025-01-31 |
| 2816. | silversurfer002 (silversurf... | 81.08 | 96% | 2025-10-29 |
| 2817. | Murtaza (zetraux) | 81.08 | 97.1% | 2024-11-12 |
| 2818. | Josh (fio_rito) | 81.01 | 97% | 2026-03-18 |
| 2819. | Kaeng (xxx_hikari) | 81.00 | 97.2% | 2024-02-25 |
| 2820. | Justanalek (justanalek) | 81.00 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
| 2821. | tstats[xeg28] (xeg28) | 81.00 | 96.5% | 2023-06-19 |
| 2822. | skye (vriskas) | 80.98 | 95.4% | 2024-01-15 |
| 2823. | Neppiness (neppiness) | 80.98 | 96.9% | 2023-12-08 |
| 2824. | zooommm23 (zooommm23) | 80.96 | 95% | 2026-01-02 |
| 2825. | synergy (synergz) | 80.95 | 98% | 2024-10-01 |
| 2826. | Julian (julian990132) | 80.94 | 95.3% | 2025-02-18 |
| 2827. | deen hussain (deenhussain) | 80.91 | 98% | 2024-09-25 |
| 2828. | Damsy (damsy) | 80.91 | 96% | 2024-09-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 4,268 | 96.84 | April 12, 2023 |