The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35494. | jeiel (jeielo1) | 59.65 | 90% | 2013-05-26 |
| 35495. | Ryan (ryangrospe) | 59.65 | 93% | 2012-01-04 |
| 35496. | ʇsǝn⅁ (ankle) | 59.65 | 89% | 2016-12-02 |
| 35497. | habi jabi (iloveoroni) | 59.64 | 98% | 2024-09-19 |
| 35498. | unknown_user (unknown_user_23) | 59.64 | 96% | 2025-01-30 |
| 35499. | Berc (berc) | 59.64 | 96% | 2025-02-25 |
| 35500. | a (eeugene) | 59.64 | 96% | 2025-07-08 |
| 35501. | Alexander (sheeplordz) | 59.64 | 97.4% | 2024-11-23 |
| 35502. | Angkasa (angkasa_) | 59.64 | 93.2% | 2024-04-14 |
| 35503. | Danila (jegored) | 59.64 | 95.2% | 2024-10-17 |
| 35504. | chad (tall_n_hung) | 59.64 | 95.8% | 2024-12-27 |
| 35505. | Jatin Raghav (jatin_raghav) | 59.64 | 94.6% | 2024-06-29 |
| 35506. | Aryan (a_r_y_a_n) | 59.64 | 96% | 2021-05-25 |
| 35507. | Eleanor (ocbeach) | 59.64 | 96% | 2014-04-13 |
| 35508. | Sri (lulu25) | 59.64 | 87% | 2012-03-13 |
| 35509. | Reid (hilife123) | 59.64 | 97% | 2019-01-22 |
| 35510. | (- __ - ) (oddysee) | 59.63 | 96.5% | 2025-03-06 |
| 35511. | Kass (ittskass) | 59.63 | 97% | 2024-11-20 |
| 35512. | Tan (tanbands) | 59.63 | 97% | 2024-05-23 |
| 35513. | Robert (bertazz) | 59.63 | 96.1% | 2024-01-26 |
| 35514. | Chompzilla (quietplayer) | 59.63 | 97% | 2024-04-14 |
| 35515. | anup (crisup) | 59.63 | 96.1% | 2021-02-20 |
| 35516. | Sultan (sultan_1337) | 59.63 | 90% | 2012-08-05 |
| 35517. | Joe (jboni) | 59.63 | — | 2010-12-11 |
| 35518. | Emily (emmyball) | 59.63 | 87% | 2011-09-08 |
| 35519. | amilio (amilioo) | 59.62 | 95% | 2026-01-22 |
| 35520. | Billy (bismack_042004) | 59.62 | 97% | 2025-05-11 |
| 35521. | ntrzd (ntrzd) | 59.62 | 96.1% | 2025-02-17 |
| 35522. | Krystian Nadeau (krox_) | 59.62 | 97% | 2024-07-29 |
| 35523. | Janko (janejebach69) | 59.62 | 94.3% | 2025-03-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |