Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 39018. | muaadh (mufasa) | 32.00 | — | 2008-11-14 |
| 39019. | tousif (tousifnibir1234) | 31.99 | 98% | 2017-07-05 |
| 39020. | Lucas (unareyes) | 31.99 | 97% | 2018-03-22 |
| 39021. | dada (wnt24getu) | 31.98 | — | 2009-10-25 |
| 39022. | Alice (fuzi) | 31.97 | — | 2009-02-27 |
| 39023. | Silk (silkdragon) | 31.97 | 91% | 2019-09-20 |
| 39024. | felipe (franco3939) | 31.96 | 92% | 2016-12-19 |
| 39025. | MaryAnn (maryannsu) | 31.96 | 93% | 2011-06-22 |
| 39026. | Jumpo (purplejumpo) | 31.96 | 92% | 2013-12-26 |
| 39027. | mohamed (mohamedhossam9) | 31.96 | 92% | 2023-03-01 |
| 39028. | itoldu (usucklikeme) | 31.95 | 94% | 2022-04-08 |
| 39029. | Trang (changcute) | 31.95 | 95% | 2023-04-07 |
| 39030. | hugh (hugh) | 31.94 | — | 2009-07-06 |
| 39031. | James Carlo (james_em) | 31.94 | 84% | 2015-12-23 |
| 39032. | kirimaru (kirimaru890) | 31.94 | — | 2010-01-24 |
| 39033. | meenu (meenu123) | 31.94 | — | 2010-04-29 |
| 39034. | elena (elenna22) | 31.93 | — | 2010-05-10 |
| 39035. | Bernie (bernie) | 31.93 | — | 2008-12-10 |
| 39036. | eviski (eviski) | 31.92 | — | 2010-11-28 |
| 39037. | Anthony (goldfrog) | 31.89 | 95% | 2021-10-19 |
| 39038. | Suudelma (suudelma) | 31.88 | 82% | 2017-06-02 |
| 39039. | Floriaan (floriaanvb) | 31.88 | 96% | 2017-10-08 |
| 39040. | pit-a-pet (dragoness_lily) | 31.87 | 95% | 2018-02-11 |
| 39041. | abhi (khambat) | 31.87 | 95% | 2023-06-16 |
| 39042. | isnabero (isnabero) | 31.86 | 79% | 2014-01-14 |
| 39043. | Ha (haphuonglynn) | 31.86 | 96% | 2021-09-02 |
| 39044. | Baked Potato (bakedpotato003) | 31.86 | 96% | 2023-10-26 |
| 39045. | Tien (lienetn) | 31.85 | — | 2009-08-07 |
| 39046. | Kyle (orthocube) | 31.85 | 91% | 2018-01-06 |
| 39047. | niloofar (nil0ofar) | 31.83 | 92% | 2015-06-21 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |